The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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By the way, in my previous career life I met many actors and musicians. No one cares and that's cool but if I say he's not short then I usually know what I'm talking about.
 
Above freezing with sprinkles. It's February and lame east coast has stolen our winter.
 
I'd talk about how beautiful these big, fat snowflakes are that are falling outside my window but I'm sure KS will find fault with that too.
 
I wish the mandarin oranges were available all year.

Although that would mean me walking around with orange-tinted fingers and scented skin all year. So it may be for the best.
 
I wish the mandarin oranges were available all year.

Although that would mean me walking around with orange-tinted fingers and scented skin all year. So it may be for the best.

I want to roll and race mandarins down your back watching them fly off your butt like a hot wheels set.

:devil:
 
Ooohhhh...satsumas. We don't get those here. My uncle used to ship them to me.

Great...craving a satsuma. I'll try satisfying this with a sumo mandarin, but if I can't, I'm blaming you! :mad:

:rose:

I know, they're amazing. The sumos are very good though!
 
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