The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Killswitch]

He came and he gave without taking.

And he blew off Criminal Minds, which showed impeccable taste.

and hasn't worked since.

 

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[Killswitch]

I harbor such a crush on him.

He's a short fat bald turd.

Does he remind you of someone?

 

[Wings]

He's 6'1. How tall are you, KS?



And he's so incredibly talented, with a gorgeous singing voice and a brilliant mind. I don't require him to be a GQ coverboy to have a crush on him.

 

[dolf]

oh look, the fountain of bitter, jealous bitchiness is spewing forth again.

 

[Killswitch]

He's 6'1. How tall are you, KS?



And he's so incredibly talented, with a gorgeous singing voice and a brilliant mind. I don't require him to be a GQ coverboy to have a crush on him.

No fucking way he's 6'1" if were talking about the same guy.

 

[neci]

throw me in for a damn sexy vote. yes. any day.

 

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[Lorilei]

and hasn't worked since.

He's on Homeland.

 

[Wrong Element]

and hasn't worked since.

He's a regular on Homeland. Plus all the singing he still does.

You must be thinking of someone else, because Patinkin isn't short and fat by any stretch

 

[Killswitch]

He's very handsome, too. And he's good at that knowing smile.

Well you're the tall authority.

Is he 6'1"

And I don't care what google or his IMBD profile says.

He's a short dude.

 

[Saint Peter]

Swishy posted a pic years ago at a race track. All decked out for his ride around the circle.

Looked like a fire resistant Oompah Loompah.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I harbor such a crush on him.

Princess Bride? (no current event pun intended)

 

[Wings]

He's not short. I'm over 6 feet and he was taller than I am.


No, really...how tall are you KS, and I mean without the heels on.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Try lowering your lawn mower seat so you can be a better judge of height.

 

[Wings]

Princess Bride? (no current event pun intended)

I actually am not a huge fan of that movie.

 

[Killswitch]

Swishy posted a pic years ago at a race track. All decked out for his ride around the circle.

Looked like a fire resistant Oompah Loompah.

I was heavy then. I could barely get into the race truck. I almost split my pants! I still have that pic.

Yeah, Gideon. I googled but I still don't think he's over 6 foot.

Maybe if Hotchner and good looking black guy are 7 foot.

 

[anchoredinocean]

He's not short. I'm over 6 feet and he was taller than I am.


No, really...how tall are you KS, and I mean without the heels on.

4 inches high when he's saying racist things home alone by himself.

Negative height when he encounters one in this outside world.

 

[Wings]

I find Michael Chiklis attractive too but he IS a short, bald, fat man.

 

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[Killswitch]

He's not short. I'm over 6 feet and he was taller than I am.


No, really...how tall are you KS, and I mean without the heels on.

Well he just doesn't "LOOK" that tall at least on CM and thats basically all I know of him.

I used to watch that show religiously.

I'm 5'9-10

 

[Wings]

Inconceivable!

It's true. It never turned my crank.

 

[Wings]

Well he just doesn't "LOOK" that tall at least on CM and thats basically all I know of him.

I used to watch that show religiously.

I'm 5'9-10

Even if he WAS a short, fat, bald guy wouldn't it be just fine if I had a crush on him? Why do you care who trips my trigger?

 

[Killswitch]

Even if he WAS a short, fat, bald guy wouldn't it be just fine if I had a crush on him? Why do you care who trips my trigger?

Cuz I like givin you the business.