The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[bluebell]

What helps me is turning it over and reading the English side ymmv.

bluebell you beat me to the punch.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who knows what that feels like, ha.

Along that line of thought, wouldn't it be fabulous to speak another language fluently? That's something I've always wanted to accomplish. I think I'd go for French. It's such a beautiful sounding language.

You could learn from multi-lingual appliance manuals! The time is now!

 

[Killswitch]

Actually, I was surprised at how good she was. And at how modestly she was dressed.

Because she didn't choose the song, OR the outfit.

 

[toubab]

Because she didn't choose the song, OR the outfit.

Good points.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://youtu.be/0r5Jf_ZU9eA

Best part of the NBA ALL STAR GAME is the reboot of the #belikemike Gatorade commercial.

 

[Garnate]

Kanye is going to give me nightmares.

 

[Killswitch]

Kanye is going to give me nightmares.

"God I hate this fucker"

Text I just got from the princess.

 

[cjh]

Can't fathom why they had mylie cyruskank on the snl special.

They could have had anyone and any group on the planet and they chose this asshole?

Why?


Half the people watching turned the channel, went to take a shit or let the dogs out during her ....whatever that is she does.

She did a great cover of that song, regardless of who chose it.

It was an excellent tip of the hat to Paul Simon, who had already appeared.

She displayed more talent than I would have given her credit for.

 

[toubab]

Kanye sucks.

 

[toubab]

She did a great cover of that song, regardless of who chose it.

It was an excellent tip of the hat to Paul Simon, who had already appeared.

She displayed more talent than I would have given her credit for.

Agreed. Girl showed she has talent.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Oh nooooo! Mr. Hand

 

[neci]

the daffodils are going to freeze. i told them to go back into the ground, but they wouldn't listen to me!

 

[thør]

the daffodils are going to freeze. i told them to go back into the ground, but they wouldn't listen to me!

They're daffy!

 

[neci]

They're daffy!

it was beautiful spring weather this weekend. i got quite a bit of sun. tomorrow i'll start some seeds inside.

 

[thør]

it was beautiful spring weather this weekend. i got quite a bit of sun. tomorrow i'll start some seeds inside.

Our ground is frozen. Planting starts in a few months.

 

[Garnate]

RIP Jon Lovitz

 

[neci]

Our ground is frozen. Planting starts in a few months.

mid march and we're normally in the clear here. by april, tomatoes shall be in the ground. i did not do a winter garden this year. perhaps next.

 

[Killswitch]

RIP Jon Lovitz

Thats the second time they said he's dead. lol

 

[Garnate]

Thats the second time they said he's dead. lol

Freaking hilarious.

 

[Not Normal]

Kanye is going to give me nightmares.

Can you imagine the nightmares that chick with the big ass has, having to live with that fuckstick?

 

[Killswitch]

Can you imagine the nightmares that chick with the big ass has, having to live with that fuckstick?

Kimmie's awesome.

 

[dolf]

as wanks go, that was rather intense.

 

[Noor]

I might go on a tailoring rant for a few days, or maybe I could just go watch Hercule Poiret who has lovely tailored suits and fold laundry.

Watched Better Call Saul and missed the squirrel... It is a good show though.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I think Des & Eyer should be put in a cage like Thunder Dome or maybe go on a wilderness retreat together.

 

[pointless]

i think they should just fuck and get it over with already.

 

[thør]

as wanks go, that was rather intense.

You were hooked up?