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It's in the instruction manual for the fridge.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today
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It's in the instruction manual for the fridge.
MonaLittle
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Oh please. Who reads the instruction manuals for refrigerators? It's not that hard to understand how to use them.
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Oh please. Who reads the instruction manuals for refrigerators? It's not that hard to understand how to use them.
I need manuals for manuals. Can never follow them.
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Yes! I'd rather someone just tell me - "Here's the plug for your fridge. Plug it in and when you want something kept cold, you open the door and place it inside."
OK, Im the same way with manuals. I can never make heads or tails of them. So lengthy and technical. You have to be a wordsmith with amazing patience to read through them.
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I like Apple's approach. Just sell them a pc/phone/iPad and let them figure it out.
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The best part is when you start trying to read them, get a few paragraphs in, and THEN realize you're reading the instructions in French.
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What helps me is turning it over and reading the English side ymmv.
bluebell you beat me to the punch.
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Along that line of thought, wouldn't it be fabulous to speak another language fluently? That's something I've always wanted to accomplish. I think I'd go for French. It's such a beautiful sounding language.
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I agree. I love to hear Irish Gaelic. My mum can still speak a little.
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The yellow light on my dashboard was blinding me while driving at night.
I put a hunk of black tape over it.
Problem solved.
I put a hunk of black tape over it.
Problem solved.
Gee, playgrounder...
...how many GBers have gone to Laurel to get a thread directed at you removed?
I'm assuming 0 since that's such a rarity on the GB...
...yet, by Girlsmiley's own testimony, 5 posters did just that about a thread directed at me.
5-0, wannabe.
Of course, that has nothing to do if any of those 5 would volunteer to shag me...
...but, my imagination is of no business of yours, and me getting shagged or not in your imagination is only your business to diddle to.
General BTW: I have no idea who reported the thread to Laurel; I most certainly didn't because I do not accept - ever - any but... on the end of I believe in free speech...
...and I totally understand all you bozos have invested yourselves so heavily into your egos' own no one likes him, no one will miss him when he dies, no woman alive wants to shag him, that even when proof is presented to you, you still intentionally choose to continue to flail away in your own fantasy.
When I tell you that GBers have kindly PM'd me as long as I've posted here, does that truth have to be a lie to you just so your starving egos can continue to breathe?
Oh, what's that? They must be some loser GBers, then?
Go ahead and go there some more so those "losers" can further see how childish you truly are, having to demean those good folks - without a clue who they are - just because you're 2nd grade butthurt about me so much.
When I left the GB, does the truth that some of the PMs I received then helped steer me back make your egos so irately want to pop that you just can't believe it? Again: tell them what losers they have to be - you know, since your progressive asses don't say an ill word to them on the Board.
Do your egos moan in embarrassment by knowing the fact that I have been blessed as a male to have never been in actual want of intimate female company? And, that getting "shagged" is really not that difficult in the first place, children?
How much more must your wanting egos then suffer when you understand the truth that Laurel's reason's for removing Girlsmiley's now infamous thread had nothing to do with these "alts" the usual slackers have to invent for their own starving egos' reasons, but most likely simply because she thought the thread was determental to the Board?
Tolerant, open-minded, equality lover Girlsmiley got butthurt over my trolling her so she penned a thread about ways to kill me...
...unfortunately, unlike other threads humorously created before, Girlsmiley revealed her true maliciousness when she boasted that her ways to kill me was in direct answer to me trolling her, and how did I like that, whereas the rational response would've just been to troll me right back.
It's ironic that poor, little Girlsmiley cites Garnate the skank as her inspiration to create her now infamous ways to kill me, for it was the skank who first trolled me about me touching children and me sharing illegal child porn pictures with sex offenders...
...of course, I guess I could've pulled a poor, little Girlsmiley act and replied about all the ways I could imagine to kill the skank, but I simply put the skank's troll right back in her putrid fucking face and she starting whining foul like the chickenshit wannabe she is.
You progressive evidently are so wrapped-up in your utopias, you have almost an impossible time dealing with reality's truths:
I posted just a couple of days ago that Laurel will soon be forced to moderate the GB because so many of you progressive are actual haters and this is a progressive-dominated Board - that makes it only logical that it will eventually happen...
...and, in microcosm, Laurel has just had to do exactly that because some child - instead of maturely, humorously crafting her thoughts - had to maliciously bring up ways to kill another poster.
Cartoonists and worders are deliberately trolling their asses off in defense of free speech (with no but)... these days and are really being killed for it...
...it's time you progressive children grow up and realize you're on an adult discussion Board in an age where your immaturity is not going to be allowed any more, because who knows how many Craig Hicks there are among you.
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Another beautiful language. Love Gaelic.
I hope your dashboard is black. If it's not color coordinated with the hunk of tape, I'll make you redo it.
Not to get too serious here, but that is very unlikely to kill you, whereas disregarding a faulty smoke detector very well could.
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Oh Em Gee....
I have no words. Who has that much time on their hands??????
I have no words. Who has that much time on their hands??????
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lol.. Don't worry, I called him at 3am and he talked me through it. Petey's my go-to guy.
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Very true. It is not like the 200 pounds of dust and whoknowswhat jammed under the fridge could catch on fire and burn the (fire alarm lacking) palace down.
Nope.
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rofl... smartass. I keep my home spotless and dustfree. Disreagrd anything I posted about the Ffidge coils.
Good. Seriously.
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Sorry, Petey. Sounds like you've got her on lockdown, anyway. No need to be mad, bro.
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