Him15
Literotica Guru
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- May 25, 2013
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Hello! HelloO! HELLO! (it works a lot better if you imagine me dressed as the fat lady singing that from inside a giant clam. Where exactly did I get a giant clam from or a Viking costume you may ask? The world may never know.
About me, blah blah, awesome, blah blah interesting, blayaaaawn. That’s right these personal ads are almost always boring and cliché and quite frankly where is the fun in that? Life is about fun so let’s proceed to add a little more to it. Moore fun = more life and that isn’t my argument its math. Don’t argue with Math it wins.
Anyways where to start, I did the list format last time and as imitation is the highest form of flattery and I do like flattering myself lets go back to that.
Number !. First I should establish the ground rule that any question you have I will answer regardless of what it is or pertains to.
NUMBER @. I like fun and im very bored. I see no reason for this to continue and neither should you.
NUMBer #. My interests are pretty much everything, if you want more specifics… Well everything minus spiders. Ok that isn’t particularly true but honestly feat the arachnid.
nuMBER $ I lied, I am also not interested in reality tv with no educational purpose. Im aware this leaves loopholes that’s the point. Why would I set myself rules without loopholes.
nUmBeR % have you realized I am not using numbers in this list yet?
NuMbEr ^. Look down at your keyboard, now look at the screen, now back at the keyboard. The symbols do correspond it’s a code. A very very lazy code. Im brilliant, it doesn’t mean I am intellectually engaged to this. Just making sure you are paying attention.
Nuwber &. Ok if you made it this far you deserve a price. My name is Tim it is a pleasure to have you reading my add.
NumBer <.>. I find people fascinating so most like I find you fascinating, interesting and a whole host of other good adjectives.
Number 9. Wow you are still going? Ok you get another nugget of information. I like kinky sex with me being the dominant role. And have numerous kinks and fetishes.
) number. Seriously ask me ANY QUESTION
Hope to hear from whoever and some undisclosed time. Hopefully soon.
About me, blah blah, awesome, blah blah interesting, blayaaaawn. That’s right these personal ads are almost always boring and cliché and quite frankly where is the fun in that? Life is about fun so let’s proceed to add a little more to it. Moore fun = more life and that isn’t my argument its math. Don’t argue with Math it wins.
Anyways where to start, I did the list format last time and as imitation is the highest form of flattery and I do like flattering myself lets go back to that.
Number !. First I should establish the ground rule that any question you have I will answer regardless of what it is or pertains to.
NUMBER @. I like fun and im very bored. I see no reason for this to continue and neither should you.
NUMBer #. My interests are pretty much everything, if you want more specifics… Well everything minus spiders. Ok that isn’t particularly true but honestly feat the arachnid.
nuMBER $ I lied, I am also not interested in reality tv with no educational purpose. Im aware this leaves loopholes that’s the point. Why would I set myself rules without loopholes.
nUmBeR % have you realized I am not using numbers in this list yet?
NuMbEr ^. Look down at your keyboard, now look at the screen, now back at the keyboard. The symbols do correspond it’s a code. A very very lazy code. Im brilliant, it doesn’t mean I am intellectually engaged to this. Just making sure you are paying attention.
Nuwber &. Ok if you made it this far you deserve a price. My name is Tim it is a pleasure to have you reading my add.
NumBer <.>. I find people fascinating so most like I find you fascinating, interesting and a whole host of other good adjectives.
Number 9. Wow you are still going? Ok you get another nugget of information. I like kinky sex with me being the dominant role. And have numerous kinks and fetishes.
) number. Seriously ask me ANY QUESTION
Hope to hear from whoever and some undisclosed time. Hopefully soon.
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