What to do INSTEAD of watching stupid 50 Shades of Gray

[Meghan32]

1.) Listen to "Leather" by Tori Amos on repeat
2.) Be happy your dom isn't an asshole who stalks you
3.) Read a book with exclamations wiser than "holy crap"
4.) Respect yourself, your man, your woman, your body and mind, and happy Valentine's Day

Meghan,
someone who likes actual loving BDSM relationships

 

[Meghan32]

or

Failing all that, an actual sexy movie or book would be preferable. Suggestions?

 

[Primalex]

What to do INSTEAD of watching stupid 50 Shades of Gray

find some lonely guy, get over all your worries and have some fun.


Failing all that, an actual sexy movie or book would be preferable. Suggestions?


Oh. Well.

The Princess Bride.

That was easy.

 

[KoPilot]

Go to Chinatown, grab a bootleg, and watch it in the spirit of MST3000 anyways.

 

[wicked woman]

Anything else.

 

[midwestyankee]

Some possibilities:

• Laundry
• Comb the dog
• Clean the toilets
• Organize my spice rack
• Shovel the snow off the roof
• Change the oil in my car
• Get a colonoscopy
• Watch soap operas
• Listen to Michael Jackson records
• Read the Wall Street Journal
• Memorize the Cheesecake Factory menu
• Watch a Chinese-language demonstration of how to solve the Rubik's cube, with Finnish subtitles
• Replace my skin with spandex without anesthesia
• Negotiate a BDSM contract with the super-computer Watson
• Binge-watch the entire run of Ozzie and Harriet
• Eat a case of Nutella while Seela watches, bound to a chair (oh, wait, that might actually be fun)
• All of the above

 

[seela]

Some possibilities:

• Eat a case of Nutella while Seela watches, bound to a chair (oh, wait, that might actually be fun)

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Read up on anti stalking laws

 

[Primalex]

Damned, I'm doing 1.) now.

I was mindfucked.

 

[Meghan32]

yes!

These are all wonderful ideas. And Princess Bride is good for all needs.

 

[HairyFairy]

It's GrEy, so you need to add, Read a dictionary to the list!

 

[virtualfun70]

Histoire d'O anyone ?

But only go for the original..

 

[Primalex]

Okay, something else to watch, which has more S/M erotic than Princess Bride (inconceivable!):


9 1/2 weeks


http://images.kino.de/flbilder/max03/mbiz03/mbiz19/z0319413/b640x600.jpg

 

[rinka]

Damned, I'm doing 1.) now.

I was mindfucked.

And now you made me go there...

 

[Ahlam]

[*]Replace my skin with spandex without anesthesia

I went with that option. Now I am awesome.

 

[midwestyankee]

I went with that option. Now I am awesome.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

 

[cascadiabound]

I ran across this gem which made me spit my coffee I laughed so hard. Had to put it somewhere here.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

1.) Listen to "Leather" by Tori Amos on repeat
2.) Be happy your dom isn't an asshole who stalks you
3.) Read a book with exclamations wiser than "holy crap"
4.) Respect yourself, your man, your woman, your body and mind, and happy Valentine's Day

Meghan,
someone who likes actual loving BDSM relationships

What to do besides read/ watch 50 shades of crapola
1 listen to Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics
2 I have no dom. Been long time since I’ve been with a domme
3 there’s books better than Holy crap?
4 I can respect her. Just might used terms like my baby girl, my girl, my slut. “ assuming I have a girl”
5 all else failing. Do anything but read/ watch 50 shades of crapola

 

[IrisAlthea]

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I ran across this gem which made me spit my coffee I laughed so hard. Had to put it somewhere here.

Wouldn’t that be an improvement.

 

[EdwardsOtherSide]

Another listening option;

And for reading; https://www.amazon.com/Shibari-You-Can-Use-Japanese/dp/0977872726/

But then there is always the other side of hedonism; https://www.emerils.com/tags/cajuncreole-cuisine

 

[Acktion]

I stand by my assessment that Richard and Kahlan develop a DD/lg throughout the Sword of Truth series.

 

[Trubbycat]

clean behind the refrigerator.

 

[Scareltt]

Our garage needs to be organized.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ask if anyone has recommendations for a smarter 69 shades of gray instead.

No really. I’m asking.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

By “ watching 50 shades” do y’all mean like the scene in Clockwork Orange?
Where they forced him to watch movies with his eyes kept open.
Yes old movie.