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The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today
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spacekowboy
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No! I meant kill the infection! Always the worst case scenario with you.
It's my charm.
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Valentines day eve pranks and angst.
Fuck. Right when I'm off to bed.
Thanks for nothing.
Oh. Garnate and Killswitch got engaged.
Goodnight.
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IrezumiKiss
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No one said it was unimaginable. Everything can be imagined.
I can imagine me getting brain from Adriana Lima.
I just find it hilarious that you fervently want to believe that he would.
Because his love for his wife and his fidelity to her is not something you can believe in?
This isn't about JayZ, this is about you.
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Laurel Instituted a mandatory show your tits when you are a tiny bit drunk policy
Cindy Crawford, 48, Raw
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spacekowboy
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This.
I thought you were such a libertine you wouldn't find it such a big deal if he did cheat. Guess I was wrong.
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Get a warm bowl of water ready for neci. Gonna stick her hand in it.
Night to you and the missus, sweetsFuck. Right when I'm off to bed.
Thanks for nothing.
Oh. Garnate and Killswitch got engaged.
Goodnight.
I hope G registered at REI. Gonna buy her a Dutch oven and air mattress. Because camping.
( . ) ( . )
spacekowboy
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I always fall for this. One of these days I'm going to sidestep that bait.
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Why did I even bother?
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Get a warm bowl of water ready for neci. Gonna stick her hand in it.
Night to you and the missus, sweets
I hope G registered at REI. Gonna buy her a Dutch oven and air mattress. Because camping.
( . ) ( . )
Sinny! I keep missing you, so hi! I've been into the rum a bit, so I'm less than perfectly sober myownself.
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Don't know what you're trying to get with this. You reached for a brass ring that wasn't there, but you're gonna pretend that it fell off and got lost in the grass below.
My being a libertine or whatever has zilch to do with JayZ & Beyoncé's marriage or your believing in him cheating with Rihanna. Which doesn't even make sense for many reasons, but I guess that's what you think about them and that was the point all along.
You'd be better off trying to sell me on George Clooney cheating on his wife. I know you'll never go there, though...
Now you're talking nonsense. I won't be a bit surprised if Clooney cheats on his wife. It's par for the course, especially in the entertainment business. And don't try to convince me you don't know that.
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It can't be Diddy's personality.
Not only is she gorgeous, but she's soft, fluffy, and loves to be petted and cuddled. I hit the kitty jack pot.
She reminds me of Rufus, who was also very cuddly. He loved to be under a blanket with me. He'd walk up to the couch, look at me, then look at the blanket, and then look at me again.
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Hiya hot stuff
How's you & your'n? We're finishing off a bout of the plague here. We got to all be miserable and watch bad TV together.
I wouldn't think so.
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The continuity announcer on Dave (a digital UK channel largely devoted to BBC repeats) just had a beautifully controlled meltdown, considering what brings viewers to his channel and therefore ultimately pays his salary:
"Cars, cars, cars, bad hair, cars, cars, cardigans, cars, cars, terrible hair, cars, cars, grumbling, cars, cars, cars, moan moan moan, cars, mid-life-crisis averted by pointless adventure, cars, cars cars. It's Top Gear."
I really hope he gets a promotion. It was gorgeous.
"Cars, cars, cars, bad hair, cars, cars, cardigans, cars, cars, terrible hair, cars, cars, grumbling, cars, cars, cars, moan moan moan, cars, mid-life-crisis averted by pointless adventure, cars, cars cars. It's Top Gear."
I really hope he gets a promotion. It was gorgeous.
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