Garnate
Died Tragically
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- Apr 26, 2008
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Chop it off.
No! I meant kill the infection! Always the worst case scenario with you.

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Chop it off.
No! I meant kill the infection! Always the worst case scenario with you.
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Just threads and friendships.
And dreams.
tiny bit drunk.
i was out for a bit.
what'd i miss?
I don't have pretty toes. My toes are like the rest of me: short and stubby. And now fighting an infection somewhere. I'M FALLING APART.[/QUOTE
You know what's worse than short and stubby toes on a woman? Long and skinny toes.
tiny bit drunk.
i was out for a bit.
what'd i miss?
You are probably the last person on this board I would have thought would find it unimaginable that Jay Z would cheat on Beyonce.
tiny bit drunk.
i was out for a bit.
what'd i miss?
Laurel Instituted a mandatory show your tits when you are a tiny bit drunk policy
No one said it was unimaginable. Everything can be imagined.
I can imagine me getting brain from Adriana Lima.
I just find it hilarious that you fervently want to believe that he would.
Because his love for his wife and his fidelity to her is not something you can believe in?
This isn't about JayZ, this is about you.
Get a warm bowl of water ready for neci. Gonna stick her hand in it.Valentines day eve pranks and angst.
Night to you and the missus, sweetsFuck. Right when I'm off to bed.
Thanks for nothing.
Oh. Garnate and Killswitch got engaged.
Goodnight.
( . ) ( . )Laurel Instituted a mandatory show your tits when you are a tiny bit drunk policy
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I always fall for this. One of these days I'm going to sidestep that bait.
Get a warm bowl of water ready for neci. Gonna stick her hand in it.
Night to you and the missus, sweets
I hope G registered at REI. Gonna buy her a Dutch oven and air mattress. Because camping.
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I thought you were such a libertine you wouldn't find it such a big deal if he did cheat. Guess I was wrong.
Don't know what you're trying to get with this. You reached for a brass ring that wasn't there, but you're gonna pretend that it fell off and got lost in the grass below.
My being a libertine or whatever has zilch to do with JayZ & Beyoncé's marriage or your believing in him cheating with Rihanna. Which doesn't even make sense for many reasons, but I guess that's what you think about them and that was the point all along.
You'd be better off trying to sell me on George Clooney cheating on his wife. I know you'll never go there, though...
Sinny! I keep missing you, so hi! I've been into the rum a bit, so I'm less than perfectly sober myownself.
It can't be Diddy's personality.He must have some kind of game I don't understand. It can't be all money.
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Not only is she gorgeous, but she's soft, fluffy, and loves to be petted and cuddled. I hit the kitty jack pot.
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It can't be Diddy's personality.
tiny bit drunk.
i was out for a bit.
what'd i miss?