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The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today
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Jaundiced!
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Annnd Ann entire bottle of red down and no one around to take advantage of me. For shame.
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Gross, right? It does melt well, though.
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Looks like it's reruns of M*A*S*H* instead.
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Jesus christ, I kill everything.
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Are you petting the rabbit again, Lennie?
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I need to introduce you to my infected toe nail, then.
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When you're worth several million dollars and your spouse is arguably worth more millions than you are, on top of a host of other public reasons that affect the lives of enough attached satellite people to populate a small nation because you got your business fingers in all forms of earthly entertainment — Jay has just begun getting into TV/film production agency — you better have a logical reason for fucking around behind your spouse's back!
And on-demand blowjobs and anal sex ain't cutting it. To risk crashing everything you spent twenty-plus years building up, It's gotta be on some unholy contract with Mephistopheles keeping your ass rich and bulletproof or something on that level!
I passed by a photo of an infected toenail somewhere here rather quickly recently. That wasn't yours, I hope.
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Garnate
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No, that was a pic of what Rimmy was hoping my toe looked like. He's a sick fucker.
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Stop talking about it. You have pretty toes and rimmy talks like a sissy.
He's french ffs.
He really is. The bastard almost made me throw up.
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I don't have pretty toes. My toes are like the rest of me: short and stubby. And now fighting an infection somewhere. I'M FALLING APART.
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Well you look better every day to me.
Happy Valentines Day sweetie.
Happy Valentines day to YOU, fake fiancé #17!
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In all fairness to me you've been compiling that list since you were three.
Im sure you were just as adorable then as you are now.
When you're worth several million dollars and your spouse is arguably worth more millions than you are, on top of a host of other public reasons that affect the lives of enough attached satellite people to populate a small nation because you got your business fingers in all forms of earthly entertainment — Jay has just begun getting into TV/film production agency — you better have a logical reason for fucking around behind your spouse's back!
And on-demand blowjobs and anal sex ain't cutting it. To risk crashing everything you spent twenty-plus years building up, It's gotta be on some unholy contract with Mephistopheles keeping your ass rich and bulletproof or something on that level!
You are probably the last person on this board I would have thought would find it unimaginable that Jay Z would cheat on Beyonce.
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Just threads and friendships.
plants or animals this time?
And dreams.
Puppies are more durable.
Chop it off.
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