The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[IrezumiKiss]

Did my eyes deceive me when I thought I saw Solange Knowles try to kick Jay's ass in an elevator with Bey standing right there watching? Did Jay's bodyguard save his ass from a vicious beating by an enraged sister? Was Solange pissed off out of her mind? Did I get it wrong that she accused Jay of cheating on Bey with a certain Miss R? Does it make sense she would do that for no reason?

Bey and Solangé are sister-tight. Like that. Bey will choose Solangé over Jay if it came down to that.

Now you tell me what happened afterwards with Bey and Jay if you know for sure that's the reason why the elevator thing went on. Because I know what rumor mills do to sell stories. That one didn't last very long as I do remember.

And it's been A WHILE SINCE then. This is not the first time all of them have been together at a function, either.

We're also not gonna talk about how Jay and Bey have been an item since the start of the aughts and have come through the requisite bullshit attached to their respective careers to start a family in the spotlight, nor are we gonna talk about how Rih's been in the game since the early aughts, nor are we gonna talk about her many relationships which have been problematic or her longtime collabos with Jay and others in the biz.

Only basics believe there would be something there AFTER ALL THIS TIME. And that sitting together at Kanye's fashion show means Jay wishes he had Rihanna at this side instead of Bey.

For what?

Don't be basic, Toobs. I'm beggin' you.

 

[Garnate]

I find it easier to believe Jay is cheating with Rihanna than that story.

There was the rumor story (the one I linked) and the official statement by them, citing that both parties were aware that their actions were wrong, and no reason for the fight was given. There are two stories. These ones. You "thought" you read it differently and that you'd much rather believe the false rumor you read in your mind over the one actual rumor that came out of all of it? K den.

It doesn't bother me either way, but you were misinformed and now you aren't.

 

[toubab]

Bey and Solangé are sister-tight. Like that. Bey will choose Solangé over Jay if it came down to that.

Now you tell me what happened afterwards with Bey and Jay if you know for sure that's the reason why the elevator thing went on. Because I know what rumor mills do to sell stories. That one didn't last very long as I do remember.

And it's been A WHILE SINCE then. This is not the first time all of them have been together at a function, either.

We're also not gonna talk about how Jay and Bey have been an item since the start of the aughts and have come through the requisite bullshit attached to their respective careers to start a family in the spotlight, nor are we gonna talk about how Rih's been in the game since the early aughts, nor are we gonna talk about her many relationships which have been problematic or her longtime collabos with Jay and others in the biz.

Only basics believe there would be something there AFTER ALL THIS TIME. And that sitting together at Kanye's fashion show means Jay wishes he had Rihanna at this side instead of Bey.

For what?

Don't be basic, Toobs. I'm beggin' you.

I found it to be a very interesting photo, that's all. I noticed Jay doesn't look happy, and he has Bey at his side. Isn't that Solange sitting beside Bey?

 

[Garnate]

I found it to be a very interesting photo, that's all. I noticed Jay doesn't look happy, and he has Bey at his side. Isn't that Solange sitting beside Bey?

Dude.

 

[pointless]

wait, people require logical reasons to fuck around behind their spouses back? since fucking when?

 

[toubab]

There was the rumor story (the one I linked) and the official statement by them, citing that both parties were aware that their actions were wrong, and no reason for the fight was given. There are two stories. These ones. You "thought" you read it differently and that you'd much rather believe the false rumor you read in your mind over the one actual rumor that came out of all of it? K den.

It doesn't bother me either way, but you were misinformed and now you aren't.

I don't just think I heard and read it differently, I KNOW I heard and read it differently. Here's one example:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...Z-cheating-Rihanna-THAT-elevator-bust-up.html

I don't KNOW what the fight was about, and neither do you.

 

[toubab]

Dude.

What?

 

[pointless]

Right?!



I took that midday when the sun was streaming in through the window.

liar! you were trying to blind her! admit it! ADMIT IT!

 

[Garnate]

I don't just think I heard and read it differently, I KNOW I heard and read it differently. Here's one example:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...Z-cheating-Rihanna-THAT-elevator-bust-up.html

I don't KNOW what the fight was about, and neither do you.

The only reason Rihanna's name came up after the brawl was because they were headed to her party next until the fight broke out. But you're right, we weren't there.

What?

That's Kim Kardashian.

 

[toubab]

The only reason Rihanna's name came up after the brawl was because they were headed to her party next until the fight broke out. But you're right, we weren't there.


That's Kim Kardashian.

I thought that was Kim at first, but why would she be sitting over there?

 

[Garnate]

I thought that was Kim at first, but why would she be sitting over there?

It was her husband's fashion show and her and Beyoncé are friends? Why do rich people hang out with other rich people? I won't know the answer to that until I win the lottery, but I think it has to do with the ink used to print our money. Get enough bills together and they're magnetically attracted to other large stacks of bills.

 

[toubab]

It was her husband's fashion show and her and Beyoncé are friends? Why do rich people hang out with other rich people? I won't know the answer to that until I win the lottery, but I think it has to do with the ink used to print our money. Get enough bills together and they're magnetically attracted to other large stacks of bills.

So she's going to sit there like an idiot while her husband sits several seats away from her with his sidepiece hanging on him?

 

[Garnate]

So she's going to sit there like an idiot while her husband sits several seats away from her with his sidepiece hanging on him?

BRO. You're killing me. Kanye isn't in the photo. You're talking about Diddy again.

 

[evesdream]

So she's going to sit there like an idiot while her husband sits several seats away from her with his sidepiece hanging on him?

Starting to think you just like saying the word "sidepiece".

 

[Saint Peter]

Not in the hair!

Just the tip??

 

[Garnate]

Starting to think you just like saying the word "sidepiece".

Pretty sure.

 

[toubab]

BRO. You're killing me. Kanye isn't in the photo. You're talking about Diddy again.

Oh, fuck. I have no idea why I was thinking she was married to Diddy. I was thinking he had Kim model his clothes at this event. But anyway, the point is, Jay has Bey by his side and doesn't seem all that happy.

 

[toubab]

Starting to think you just like saying the word "sidepiece".

What would you call her?

 

[Garnate]

Oh, fuck. I have no idea why I was thinking she was married to Diddy. I was thinking he had Kim model his clothes at this event. But anyway, the point is, Jay has Bey by his side and doesn't seem all that happy.

He's the one that looks old and tired, IMO. Not Diddy. To be fair, Jay Z has always had that look on his face.

 

[toubab]

He's the one that looks old and tired, IMO. Not Diddy. To be fair, Jay Z has always had that look on his face.

Well, as you can tell, I don't keep track of these people all that well. Hell, it's like musical chairs. But I did find that photo interesting. Just the expressions on the faces.

 

[Garnate]

Well, as you can tell, I don't keep track of these people all that well. Hell, it's like musical chairs. But I did find that photo interesting. Just the expressions on the faces.

I'm starting to think they all look the same to you!

 

[toubab]

I'm starting to think they all look the same to you!

No, Rihanna, Diddy, Jay, and Beyonce are hard to confuse. The only reason I figured that was Solange instead of Kim is I thought Kim was married to Diddy for some reason, and figured she wouldn't be sitting there under those circumstances. I wasn't aware Kanye had anything to do with this, but I realize now it was his fashion show they were attending.

 

[ImSinister]

I just realized it has been a decade since I drunk-stumbled here. You haven't aged well

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sleep, you elusive bitch.

 

[Killswitch]

I don't like that av. Put up a pretty one.

And change that silly name.