The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[pointless]

Pontless!...What? My 's ?

I know. I just can't help myself sometimes. If it makes you feel better, it was not targeted at you. I would never roll my eyes at you. We tend to see eye to eye on most issues around here. Therefor, you are brilliant in my eyes.

yeah, yeah. you be hating on my trivial knowledge of failed television shows of the 80's. don't lie. you can't take that shit back.

 

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[MonaLittle]

yeah, yeah. you be hating on my trivial knowledge of failed television shows of the 80's. don't lie. you can't take that shit back.

nooo, srsly...lol

ok, honest truth? I would not roll my eyes at you because you are one of the posters here that intimidate me. But im getting used to your chatter.

ok..carry on......

*adjusting my halo.....*

 

[dolf]

mow your lawn! kill your ants! wash your car!!

you spend a lot of time worrying about the shallow details of everyone else's life for a man with o many deep issues with his own.

 

[Farrah]

Nothing beats sexiness like the car washing scene from Cool Hand Luke.

Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

 

[Killswitch]

Nothing beats sexiness like the car washing scene from Cool Hand Luke.

Mostly because she was the last woman who ever washed her fucking car.

What is it with women and not washing their cars. Ugh.

 

[TwinkleStars]

They should make a movie called fifty shades of wash your fucking car.

Maybe then you wanna bees will think it's cool and do it.

Either way. I dont care. Wash that p.o.s. you lazy twit.

Oooooo, make sure to add the big boobed women in skimpy bathing suits!

 

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[Killswitch]

mow your lawn! kill your ants! wash your car!!

you spend a lot of time worrying about the shallow details of everyone else's life for a man with o many deep issues with his own.

I do that. I spend a lot of time thinking about a lot of things. I have a lot of time.

 

[MonaLittle]

HEY! I take pride in washing my car and it's pristine inside. Im o.c.d. like that. I wash it all the time. It looks brand new. So dont' include me in your blanket statement.

 

[Killswitch]

Oooooo, make sure to add the big boobed women in skimpy bathing suits!

Fuck that.

Add vacuuming the interior hittin the windows and a little armor all on the tires.

Viola'

 

[MonaLittle]

K cups are in.

You Filthy, filthy man.

 

[Farrah]

*swoon



Taking 'em off over here boss.


Take 'em off Dragline.

Any man caught playing grab-ass spends the night in the box.

 

[Killswitch]

HEY! I take pride in washing my car and it's pristine inside. Im o.c.d. like that. I wash it all the time. It looks brand new. So dont' include me in your blanket statement.

This does not surprise me at all.

 

[Tathagata]

HEY! I take pride in washing my car and it's pristine inside. Im o.c.d. like that. I wash it all the time. It looks brand new. So dont' include me in your blanket statement.

Does it have junk in the trunk and smell like a field of daisies?

 

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[TwinkleStars]

K cups are in.

Fuck that.

Add vacuuming the interior hittin the windows and a little armor all on the tires.

Viola'

Ok, ok....calm down.

 

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[Killswitch]

Well. Off to the post to mail 373 contracts.

Let the games begin!

 

[pointless]

i'm beginning to suspect that i might be sick.

also, that i bit the tip of my tongue while i was sleeping.

 

[Farrah]

I'm Carl, the floor walker.

Calling it your job don't make it right, boss.



JAJ, you got me grinnin'. This is my second time swooning over CHL this week. I KNOW you feel me on the music...please play Plastic Jesus at my funeral.

 

[yossi]

My head hurts. I wanna rip my eyes out and close them away in a dark box for a good few hours. A nap would also work.

 

[Lorilei]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/90b10578c73eaedd4f8302f31c21563f/tumblr_nc7pfrXMWV1r3jqbto1_500.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

His lit and my lit does not match at all.

I wonder if he would notice if I did a mass ignore run on his account?