Garnate's Idea Of A Fun Date.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.baynews9.com/content/new...icles/bn9/2015/2/11/night_of_partying_en.html

Gives a whole new meaning to TRASHED.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hmmmmm...
Ending up in a garbage truck you say?

But with Garnate, you say?

I'll get my coat.

 

[Mr_Bert_thrope]

Hmmmmm...
Ending up in a garbage truck you say?

But with Garnate, you say?

I'll get my coat.

#sheprefersmen

 

[Mr_Bert_thrope]

http://www.baynews9.com/content/new...icles/bn9/2015/2/11/night_of_partying_en.html

Gives a whole new meaning to TRASHED.

Take it easy ann.

 

[Garnate]

You're ugly when you flirt, JBJ.

 

[Jennifer]

You're ugly when you flirt, JBJ.

I would drunkenly crash in a dumpster with you any day. The garbage truck just makes it a thrill ride.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You know, JBJ is on to something here. After reading the shit about smelly vaginas in the other thread, I think this might be a good first date for girls with vaginas who smell bad. I mean, you've got the ultimate excuse right there.

"Excuse me, (smelly vagina-ed girl's name), but is that your vagina that smells like a decomposing cat?"

"Noooooo! It's just that decomposing cat right there."

You get fucked in the trashiest location of all and he's none the wiser. It doesn't matter if your vagina could make a buzzard fall off a shit wagon, you're safe here.

 

[Jennifer]

You know, JBJ is on to something here. After reading the shit about smelly vaginas in the other thread, I think this might be a good first date for girls with vaginas who smell bad. I mean, you've got the ultimate excuse right there.

"Excuse me, (smelly vagina-ed girl's name), but is that your vagina that smells like a decomposing cat?"

"Noooooo! It's just that decomposing cat right there."

You get fucked in the trashiest location of all and he's none the wiser. It doesn't matter if your vagina could make a buzzard fall off a shit wagon, you're safe here.

You are the Confucius of your time, Sir.

 

[1HF]

Hmmmmm...
Ending up in a garbage truck you say?

But with Garnate, you say?

I'll get my coat.

I didn't know you all were so kinky. Care to make it a threesome?

 

[bronzeage]

You're ugly when you flirt, JBJ.

It's what passes for charm in his neighborhood.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are the Confucius of your time, Sir.

I really like trying to logically think through things and find the best of a smelly situation. Got a smelly snatch? Capitalize on it. Make the most of it. Let your vagina be the casu marzu of vaginas.

 

[cowslinger64]

I didn't know you all were so kinky. Care to make it a threesome?

Lol... CLEAN UP ON AISLE FIVE!


If he doesn't... I'm sure there will be no shortage of volunteers..

 

[Garnate]

Of course pmann could turn a garbage truck date into something gross.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It's what passes for charm in his neighborhood.

^^^^Played the bald dwarf in PASSION OF THE CHRIST.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I didn't know you all were so kinky. Care to make it a threesome?

You had me at 'I'.

I'll ring round for the finest trucks available. Bring wipe-down clothing. But then I always say that on dates.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Of course pmann could turn a garbage truck date into something gross.

*currsies*

I'm sorry. Did I ruin the moment?

 

[Jennifer]

Of course pmann could turn a garbage truck date into something gross.

It's both a burden and a gift for him.

 

[toubab]

^^^^Played the bald dwarf in PASSION OF THE CHRIST.

You sonofabitch. You made me laugh so hard I hurt myself.

 

[Garnate]

You had me at 'I'.

I'll ring round for the finest trucks available. Bring wipe-down clothing. But then I always say that on dates.

You couldn't do this until 1HF decided to join us?


I feel a very public break-up coming on.

 

[Jennifer]

You couldn't do this until 1HF decided to join us?


I feel a very public break-up coming on.

How will I decide whom to rebound fuck??

 

[Garnate]

How will I decide whom to rebound fuck??

Best play it safe and pick both of us.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Fuck, all this "dirty" talk. Pervs!!!

 

[Jennifer]

Best play it safe and pick both of us.

You are wise beyond your years. I look forward to picking up and fucking all of your pieces-both of you.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Best play it safe and pick both of us.

Read the second post. I was there already, just waiting for you, but oh no. Always with the public break-ups. Just because of the public make-up sex you insist we have. Well, I'm not doing Vegas again.

 

[Garnate]

Read the second post. I was there already, just waiting for you, but oh no. Always with the public break-ups. Just because of the public make-up sex you insist we have. Well, I'm not doing Vegas again.

Hey, look. I'm honored you'd join me in a garbage truck. But then you roll out the red carpet for 1HF and offer pedicures and table service.