Garnate's Idea Of A Fun Date.

Hmmmmm...
Ending up in a garbage truck you say? :(

But with Garnate, you say? :heart:

I'll get my coat.
 
You know, JBJ is on to something here. After reading the shit about smelly vaginas in the other thread, I think this might be a good first date for girls with vaginas who smell bad. I mean, you've got the ultimate excuse right there.

"Excuse me, (smelly vagina-ed girl's name), but is that your vagina that smells like a decomposing cat?"

"Noooooo! It's just that decomposing cat right there."

You get fucked in the trashiest location of all and he's none the wiser. It doesn't matter if your vagina could make a buzzard fall off a shit wagon, you're safe here.
 
You know, JBJ is on to something here. After reading the shit about smelly vaginas in the other thread, I think this might be a good first date for girls with vaginas who smell bad. I mean, you've got the ultimate excuse right there.

"Excuse me, (smelly vagina-ed girl's name), but is that your vagina that smells like a decomposing cat?"

"Noooooo! It's just that decomposing cat right there."

You get fucked in the trashiest location of all and he's none the wiser. It doesn't matter if your vagina could make a buzzard fall off a shit wagon, you're safe here.

You are the Confucius of your time, Sir.
 
You are the Confucius of your time, Sir.

I really like trying to logically think through things and find the best of a smelly situation. Got a smelly snatch? Capitalize on it. Make the most of it. Let your vagina be the casu marzu of vaginas.
 
Of course pmann could turn a garbage truck date into something gross. :mad:
 
I didn't know you all were so kinky. Care to make it a threesome?

You had me at 'I'.

I'll ring round for the finest trucks available. Bring wipe-down clothing. But then I always say that on dates.
 
You had me at 'I'.

I'll ring round for the finest trucks available. Bring wipe-down clothing. But then I always say that on dates.

You couldn't do this until 1HF decided to join us?


I feel a very public break-up coming on.
 
Best play it safe and pick both of us.

:mad::mad::mad:

Read the second post. I was there already, just waiting for you, but oh no. Always with the public break-ups. Just because of the public make-up sex you insist we have. Well, I'm not doing Vegas again.
 
:mad::mad::mad:

Read the second post. I was there already, just waiting for you, but oh no. Always with the public break-ups. Just because of the public make-up sex you insist we have. Well, I'm not doing Vegas again.

Hey, look. I'm honored you'd join me in a garbage truck. But then you roll out the red carpet for 1HF and offer pedicures and table service. :mad:
 
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