Tell me the Good News!

[DesEsseintes]

No, not an invitation to proselytise. I've heard the Jesus story loads and I know how it ends. But I've been feeling a bit flat recently and would be hugely cheered by tiny stories of happiness, and you might just wish to show off a bit.

Weddings, engagements, pregnancies, new house, new job - all these would obviously be amazing. But even telling me about an epic sandwich you invented today, or the good-looking girl/guy who smiled at you in the supermarket, or winning a few quid/dollars on the lottery, would do it.

Thank you in advance. I'd just like to hear some happiness.

 

[islandman]

I'm pregnant.

 

[JohnnySavage]

No, not an invitation to proselytise. I've heard the Jesus story loads and I know how it ends. But I've been feeling a bit flat recently and would be hugely cheered by tiny stories of happiness, and you might just wish to show off a bit.

Weddings, engagements, pregnancies, new house, new job - all these would obviously be amazing. But even telling me about an epic sandwich you invented today, or the good-looking girl/guy who smiled at you in the supermarket, or winning a few quid/dollars on the lottery, would do it.

Thank you in advance. I'd just like to hear some happiness.

I got a new hat the other day.

It's a distressed grey ball cap with a patch that says, "US Submarine Service" on the front.

 

[pointless]

millions now living will never die!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Phil's got a week off next week.

 

[warrior queen]

I have good news!
Just picked up my keys and done my first load, and foumd.out I got a refund on part of the cost of moving in! Extra money for unforseen expenses
Yay!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm pregnant.

I couldn't be happier for you and your islet.

I got a new hat the other day.

It's a distressed grey ball cap with a patch that says, "US Submarine Service" on the front.

That does sound distressing. Was it salvaged?

millions now living will never die!

Inspiring, thank you. I love a cheerful lie.

Phil's got a week off next week.

Now that is outstanding news. Many practical tricks, please. At least the stapler in jelly one from The Office.

I have good news!
Just picked up my keys and done my first load, and foumd.out I got a refund on part of the cost of moving in! Extra money for unforseen expenses
Yay!

Fantastic, warrior queen. Fate giving something back for once, the malodorous runt.

And five responses in as many minutes - thank you all! I am beginning to feel better already, and your stories are inspiring.

 

[yossi]

I'm going to make chicken soup tonight. That makes me happy and warm.

 

[Jennifer]

My 5 year old kicked ass at karate tonight.

 

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[DesEsseintes]

This made me spit out my drink.

Turn that frown upside down, Jelly! Happy thread rule!

 

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[DesEsseintes]

I'm going to make chicken soup tonight. That makes me happy and warm.

Splendid news, yossi, and one more bastard chicken down. We can beat this scourge together!

My 5 year old kicked ass at karate tonight.

Brilliant. Soon you will have a trained bodyguard at no cost!

Des, my first ever big tournament was an amazing success!!

Oh Jelly, that's excellent. I'm so pleased. Onwards and upwards!

 

[Jennifer]

Splendid news, yossi, and one more bastard chicken down. We can beat this scourge together!

Brilliant. Soon you will have a trained bodyguard at no cost!


Oh Jelly, that's excellent. I'm so pleased. Onwards and upwards!

I do worry a lot about sniper fire, I could use a well trained guard. Perhaps a trip to Israel to train is in her future.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'm done painting this stupid house...................for the most part.

 

[gravyrug]

The Spare Child and his Girl are engaged now. They're not in a hurry to do the actual wedding, but have decided that they're definitely staying together long term. We heartily approve of Girl.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I have a bad feeling...oops wrong thread.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I won a bet today,I recently moved, and I'm a month away from my birthday. All good news.

 

[islandman]

This made me spit out my drink.

Had I spit, I wouldn't be in this "family way".

 

[Jennifer]

Had I spit, I wouldn't be in this "family way".

You should teach high schoolers about contraception.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'm getting in shape.

Fifteen pound weight loss + moderate gain in ab strength = significant back pain relief.

Who knew?

 

[Paendragon]

I was on the receiving end of a blow job this morning.

 

[islandman]

You should teach high schoolers about contraception.

I like 'em a bit older.

 

[Cancerballs]

No, not an invitation to proselytise. I've heard the Jesus story loads and I know how it ends. But I've been feeling a bit flat recently and would be hugely cheered by tiny stories of happiness, and you might just wish to show off a bit.

Weddings, engagements, pregnancies, new house, new job - all these would obviously be amazing. But even telling me about an epic sandwich you invented today, or the good-looking girl/guy who smiled at you in the supermarket, or winning a few quid/dollars on the lottery, would do it.

Thank you in advance. I'd just like to hear some happiness.

You're a goofy looking, fat, bacon neck having, brit twat.