coffeebean
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when/where is the next Lit-together?
tell me first, then decide if you want rimmy to know too...lol
tell me first, then decide if you want rimmy to know too...lol
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when/where is the next Lit-together?
tell me first, then decide if you want rimmy to know too...lol
It's at my place. Butters and dolf are definite maybes and Ogg might be persuadable. Rimmy is welcome if he promises not to put ketchup in his tea, but he might be invited anyway because I hear his missus is hot.
I say your place. I can punch your man in the nose for wishing me dead.
yes, i was looking
show me
ketchup ewwww
she is
He was slagging off Flatley earlier. Kick him in the nuts for me?![]()
I can't be blamed for that. He's a pompous ass.
He isn't pompous at all. He's lovely.
Cunt.![]()
Cunt? Where?
I'd like Rimford buy me a cup of coffee; I don't care what everyone else thinks of him.
Am I buying you a coffee or the other way around? I'll take mine with cream and two sugars.I'd like Rimford buy me a cup of coffee; I don't care what everyone else thinks of him.
Great. Now I picturing an alien exploding out of your nethers.They're all around us! It's like that scene in Aliens, they're even in the roofspace.
I love him madly apart from his filthy ketchup fetish and hatred of the worlds greatest Irish dancer.
Am I buying you a coffee or the other way around? I'll take mine with cream and two sugars.
And throw in a bear claw.
Great. Now I picturing an alien exploding out of your nethers.
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever imagined your nethers any other way.
That gives me a great idea. I'm gonna find where Flatley lives and drown him in ketchup.
He lives in Cork. Another reason to love him.
I say your place. I can punch your man in the nose for wishing me dead.
Care for a link?
yes, i was looking
show me
Ask him.
Just curious. What did he say when you asked him about it?
I told her that I've wished you dead several times. She asked why and I told her that you were a cunt who claims she has cancer. AS a real cancer survivor, she was naturally offended.
Any other questions?
I told her that I've wished you dead several times. She asked why and I told her that you were a shit disturbing cunt who claims she has cancer. As a real cancer survivor, she was naturally offended.
Any other questions?
If you lie to her about something as meaningless as that, what else do you lie to her about?