I need something to do

[JohnnySavage]

It's supposed to be nice this weekend, and I neglected to plan anything interesting to do. Here it is going on 9 am at the start of the weekend and I'm sitting here with my thumb up my ass.

I was going to go back to the homelands, but a local dignitary died this week and I'd feel obligated to attend the burial.

Then I thought I'd take the train to NYC, but the weather man says they are getting snow up there. Odd that it's in the upper 50s here in the World's Most Powerful City this weekend but snow up thataway.

Kbate should have invited me over to play with her hounds.

I could take a trip to a vineyard, then I'd have my first post on my new blog. I'll put that in the "maybe" column.

Probably though, I'll just clean the cat box and call it a weekend.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Volunteer to peel potatoes at a local soup kitchen.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Volunteer to peel potatoes at a local soup kitchen.

It's almost as if you don't know me at all.

 

[yossi]

Just warm enough to get frisky in the great outdoors.

Do it at the vineyard to spice up the blog entry.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Just warm enough to get frisky in the great outdoors.

Do it at the vineyard to spice up the blog entry.

I don't have anyone to get frisky with, and if I get frisky with myself the police will be called.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I could go to the Smithsonian, but I see in the news this morning that they banned the selfie stick.

Fascists.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The brakes on the Metro caught fire last night. Too dangerous to ride on that machine.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Larry and I enjoy going to Lake Needwood and communing with nature. Maybe I'll do that. Get some exercise and some fresh air.

I need an omelet and a dip of Skoal first though...

 

[yossi]

I don't have anyone to get frisky with, and if I get frisky with myself the police will be called.

But they were stripper police all along! This blog just writes itself, really.

 

[Adre]

Take your pooch for a long walk and wave hello to all the folks in your neighborhood. Then drop by the corner tappie and have a pint or five.

 

[JohnnySavage]

But they were stripper police all along! This blog just writes itself, really.

I'm staring to lean toward a trip to the vines. Maybe I'll make some calls and see if I can find some hottie to drive me. I don't care much for driving.

 

[phrodeau]

Does your roof need re-shingling?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Does your roof need re-shingling?

Funny you should mention that - I have a hole in the roof of my shed. I'll get that fixed in the spring though because there are squirrels living in there for Winter.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I over cooked my Scrapple. It was still good though.

 

[SexyWench]

I over cooked my Scrapple. It was still good though.

What the heck is that?

 

[JohnnySavage]

What the heck is that?

It's like a brick of sausage that has enough consistency (fat) to maintain its shape without a casing. A regional delicacy.

scrapple

 

[SexyWench]

It's like a brick of sausage that has enough consistency (fat) to maintain its shape without a casing. A regional delicacy.

scrapple

Hmmm, reminds me of Spam

 

[JohnnySavage]

Hmmm, reminds me of Spam

It's more crumbly than Spam and tastes like a breakfast sausage.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Do me.

 

[Adre]

Do me.

Forget walking the dog, you should plan your day around this.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Pick up a "drone" at best-buy, get the peep cam option and practice maneuvers with it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Pick up a "drone" at best-buy, get the peep cam option and practice maneuvers with it.

I wonder if I could get a drone and hook it to Larry's leash. Then I could walk him from the comfort of my sofa.

 

[pointless]

let the ramones be your guide.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I wonder if I could get a drone and hook it to Larry's leash. Then I could walk him from the comfort of my sofa.

that would be awesome.

 

[JohnnySavage]

that would be awesome.

Most of the modern conveniences we take for granted today, were invented by a really lazy person