Valentine's Day gift for a man?

Adelyn

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Help me out guys...what is something you would like your girl to get you for Valentine's Day?
 
Valentines day falling on a leap year would be a good gift
 
Honestly, if you just show up and give us attention, we're good.

If none of his interests or passions come to mind, making him his favorite meal and giving him a long and enthusiastic blowjob couldn't hurt.
 
Help me out guys...what is something you would like your girl to get you for Valentine's Day?

Guilt free enjoyment of his favorite fantasy. Said fantasy doesn't even have to be sexual, though I would suggest avoiding felonies or activities that could involve jail time.
 
Blowjob. If you like, you can paint it with chocolate body paint so that you have a nice valentines day, too.
 
"Let me win 1 argument of my choice."

I love it!!! I'll write it on a slip of paper and hide it somewhere he'll never find it.

He gets a bj every time we have sex, since I adore giving them. Adding flavor would only increase my enjoyment, not his.

I'd love to give him the rarest of gifts, the illusive unicorn, but I've yet to see one IRL.
 
"Let me win 1 argument of my choice."

I love it!!! I'll write it on a slip of paper and hide it somewhere he'll never find it.

He gets a bj every time we have sex, since I adore giving them. Adding flavor would only increase my enjoyment, not his.

I'd love to give him the rarest of gifts, the illusive unicorn, but I've yet to see one IRL.

I take it you are not married?
 
Help me out guys...what is something you would like your girl to get you for Valentine's Day?

Mmmmmm...how 'bout...a wild, bareback threesome night with you and your horny, boozy, floozy, unmarried MILF-ish aunt, who resembles Agnes Moorehead's Endora character from Bewitched, and has massive, swinging, bra-less boobs with heft like fifty-pound kettlebell weights.

Or a new iPad.

Whichever's easier, we're not picky. ;)
 
Ahahahahaha.

SICK-Burn!

What a good one....

How do you come up with them?
 
Q-Bert isn't used to getting blown. Married or otherwise.

Who would blow a 55 year old divorced guy who spends his existence (100+ posts a day, everyday) on an internet chat site, holed up in his locked bedroom, for days on end, which he also rents along with 4 other "men" ?

#nowomanwithdignity
#tooobsessedwithrobtoevergetlaidagain
#daughterisvisitingbuycucumbers
 
Fuck Valentines day. How about free him of all ridiculous commercialized expectations?
 
Fuck Valentines day. How about free him of all ridiculous commercialized expectations?
The ultimate Valentine's gift for a man is telling him you can skip Valentine's Day









forever
 
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