Valentine's Day gift for a man?
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GothAngelBabe
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I will PM you.
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Valentines day falling on a leap year would be a good gift
1sickbastard
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Guilt free enjoyment of his favorite fantasy. Said fantasy doesn't even have to be sexual, though I would suggest avoiding felonies or activities that could involve jail time.
TheGreatZoltar
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Let me win 1 argument of my choice.
Adelyn
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"Let me win 1 argument of my choice."
I love it!!! I'll write it on a slip of paper and hide it somewhere he'll never find it.
He gets a bj every time we have sex, since I adore giving them. Adding flavor would only increase my enjoyment, not his.
I'd love to give him the rarest of gifts, the illusive unicorn, but I've yet to see one IRL.
I love it!!! I'll write it on a slip of paper and hide it somewhere he'll never find it.
He gets a bj every time we have sex, since I adore giving them. Adding flavor would only increase my enjoyment, not his.
I'd love to give him the rarest of gifts, the illusive unicorn, but I've yet to see one IRL.
Que
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I take it you are not married?
IrezumiKiss
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Mmmmmm...how 'bout...a wild, bareback threesome night with you and your horny, boozy, floozy, unmarried MILF-ish aunt, who resembles Agnes Moorehead's Endora character from Bewitched, and has massive, swinging, bra-less boobs with heft like fifty-pound kettlebell weights.
Or a new iPad.
Whichever's easier, we're not picky.
It's standard procedure, married or otherwise.
Que
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I am pretty sure that the point of holy matrimony is to cleanse such debauchery from a relationship.
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Q-Bert isn't used to getting blown. Married or otherwise.
Who would blow a 55 year old divorced guy who spends his existence (100+ posts a day, everyday) on an internet chat site, holed up in his locked bedroom, for days on end, which he also rents along with 4 other "men" ?
#nowomanwithdignity
#tooobsessedwithrobtoevergetlaidagain
#daughterisvisitingbuycucumbers
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Well then; we can assume your hubby lives with you in TN, therefore I'd recommend a pair of shoes. They are all the rage in the big cities.
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Saint Peter
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..get him a beefy life insurance policy first...
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Fuck Valentines day. How about free him of all ridiculous commercialized expectations?
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The ultimate Valentine's gift for a man is telling him you can skip Valentine's Day
forever
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