The Great Zoltar

[TheGreatZoltar]

What do you wish to know? The Great Zoltar mystic of the ages knows all. His Eye pierces even the most shrouded windows, I mean futures. What do you seek? Fame, Fortune, Romance? Let Zoltar reveal the secrets you long to know.

I will now shuffle the deck of Fate. Who will be the first?

 

[Littlefinger]

Will my novel be a monetary success?

 

[Wife of Bath]

What do you wish to know? The Great Zoltar mystic of the ages knows all. His Eye pierces even the most shrouded windows, I mean futures. What do you seek? Fame, Fortune, Romance? Let Zoltar reveal the secrets you long to know.

I will now shuffle the deck of Fate. Who will be the first?

How many licks does it take?

 

[Killswitch]

I forgot the Zoltar password....

er, I mean The Great Zoltar will be right back!

 

[Littlefinger]

I forgot the Zoltar password....

er, I mean The Great Zoltar will be right back!

Yer killin' me, Smalls!

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

Will my novel be a monetary success?

The eye of Zoltar see's Success in your future!

http://budgeting.thenest.com/DM-Resize/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/171/150/77006457.jpg?w=600&h=600&keep_ratio=1

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

How many licks does it take?

If you are wise like an Owl, 3. If you are Horny as a toad, many, many, many licks

 

[Wife of Bath]

If you are wise like an Owl, 3. If you are Horny as a toad, many, many, many licks

*swoon*

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Will he ever love me?

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

Will he ever love me?

Yes! unless he is one of thesehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TjoBL2mPw5k/T2hcxMQSclI/AAAAAAAAAqk/QL1qcKj5FOM/s1600/389255_274843219256721_271001016307608_624678_1167635382_a.jpg

 

[thør]

It's not what you can do for me, it's what I can do for you, Zoltar.

I found your girlfriend. She seems happy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zp8m_Aj0fT4/THC8lgTSmiI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/bOEKwsPA3mA/s320/DSCN1554.JPG

 

[Lord Pmann]

How long will it take me to complete all my action items?

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

It's not what you can do for me, it's what I can do for you, Zoltar.

I found your girlfriend. She seems happy.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zp8m_Aj0fT4/THC8lgTSmiI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/bOEKwsPA3mA/s320/DSCN1554.JPG

To be honest Sir, she talked too much and got on my nerves. Also she was not very good at oral, she has only 1 front tooth. I dumped her and she took up with my cousin Zoltan who talks to much, a match made in hell.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/247/a/9/zoltan_speaks_by_phoenix1966-d48upnh.jpg

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

How long will it take me to complete all my action items?

When hell freezes over or another Bush is elected president.

 

[Lord Pmann]

When hell freezes over or another Bush is elected president.

I am unhappy with that answer. I will get it done!

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

I am unhappy with that answer. I will get it done!

wait...another image is coming thru....

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

I am unhappy with that answer. I will get it done!

wait...another image is coming thru....

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/05/37/9c/05379ce0714ef38d8be11fcf0447b9d0.jpg

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

Always the

I forgot the Zoltar password....

er, I mean The Great Zoltar will be right back!

http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/projects/spring02/devore/Fool.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

What are the winning powerball lottery numbers for this week?

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

What are the winning powerball lottery numbers for this week?

That's not happening, I have plans for that money.

 

[warrior queen]

Will Sir Winston, my axolotl, survive the move to my new apartment?
His pal, Lady Flinders, didn't survive the last move so I'm a little concerned.

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

Will Sir Winston, my axolotl, survive the move to my new apartment?
His pal, Lady Flinders, didn't survive the last move so I'm a little concerned.

http://manticult.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/holy-order-says-yes.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

Will Brian Williams survive?

 

[TheGreatZoltar]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VZ0AvhGJpz4/hqdefault.jpg

Will Brian Williams survive?

 

[warrior queen]

http://manticult.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/holy-order-says-yes.jpg

Well that's good
Sadly, I can't give Sir Winston a new pal because they need to be similar size or he'll attack.
He's quite agressive when I feed him his meal worms.... lunges at my hand!