Ladies, has this ever happened to you?

[Mike_Yates]

This is a question for the women here on literotica.

Have you ever went to bed and then woke up with and couldn't open one of your eyes because there was dried cum in it?

 

[rimmy]

I did that to your mom last night.

 

[pointless]

no, but i had pink eye once. pretty much the same thing.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I did that to your mom last night.

You too?

 

[rimmy]

You too?

If we double team her we can render her blind.

 

[pointless]

just buy her a cat and hide all her hand sanitizer.

 

[smoothg103rd]

If we double team her we can render her blind.

Or make her deaf, so she doesn't have to hear Mike talk about Heather anymore.

 

[rimmy]

Or make her deaf, so she doesn't have to hear Mike talk about Heather anymore.

I hear he's got a new one on the hook. Shockingly she looks just like Heathyr but not as skanky.

 

[L2Read]

This is a question for the women here on literotica.

Have you ever went to bed and then woke up with and couldn't open one of your eyes because there was dried cum in it?

I came in here all ready to help out and then got to the end of that question and lol'd for quite a while!

Got me good!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Mike_Yates]

I hear he's got a new one on the hook. Shockingly she looks just like Heathyr but not as skanky.

You mean British steampunk model Kato?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Look at you not answering the question.

Yeah, Jelly - where's your 'How to' mojo gone? You've changed, man.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pookie]

This is a question for the women here on literotica.

Have you ever went to bed and then woke up with and couldn't open one of your eyes because there was dried cum in it?

PSA: Drunk self-facials never go well.

 

[Mischka]

I would love insight into what prompted this question, Mike. Please, lead us down the path.

 

[pointless]

i'm guessing it involves felonies of some kind.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I would love insight into what prompted this question, Mike. Please, lead us down the path.

Heathyr Hoffman mentioned something about it on her fetlife blog.

She also said that she had to cut cum out of her hair because it wouldn't wash out.

 

[Tathagata]

Heathyr Hoffman mentioned something about it on her fetlife blog.

She also said that she had to cut cum out of her hair because it wouldn't wash out.

That wasn't cum it was superglue.

 

[Mischka]

Or that man really needs to get checked out by a doctor. Funky concrete spunk isn't normal.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

That wasn't cum it was superglue.

Save it for the jury, kid.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Ladies, has this ever happened to you?

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