Your Food Thread

[rimmy]

Will you give me away?

It would be my honour. Be forewarned I may grope you somewhere on the walk down the aisle.

Cunt.

Yes, there.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Excellent. I'll start doing some sit-ups in preparation for my wedding Speedo.

I'll just get my back waxed at the end of September and I'm all set.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It would be my honour. Be forewarned I may grope you somewhere on the walk down the aisle.


Yes, there.

Larry will go for your throat.

I'll smother my vagina in ketchup.

 

[rimmy]

Excellent. I'll start doing some sit-ups in preparation for my wedding Speedo.

You mean it won't be a naked wedding?

Can it at least be clothing optional?

 

[JohnnySavage]

It would be my honour. Be forewarned I may grope you somewhere on the walk down the aisle.


Yes, there.

Oh great... now I will have to slather her with that hand sanitizer jell before bedding her.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You mean it won't be a naked wedding?

Can it at least be clothing optional?

You have to at least wear a hat.

 

[rimmy]

Well October is my favourite month so that's perfect.

And my birthday is in October. I should get to sleep with the bride as a present. Of course it's more of a present for you but weddings always put me in a giving mood.

I'll just get my back waxed at the end of September and I'm all set.

Me too.

I'll smother my vagina in ketchup.

Is that Britspeak for you'll be on the rag?

 

[rimmy]

Oh great... now I will have to slather her with that hand sanitizer jell before bedding her.

I would recommend that anyway.

You have to at least wear a hat.

On which head?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I would recommend that anyway.



On which head?

Johnny will be rubbing me down with bacon fat on our wedding night.

It's going to be a bacon and cheese themed wedding.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny will be rubbing me down with bacon fat on our wedding night.

It's going to be a bacon and cheese themed wedding.

I'd love to dip my bacon in your cheddar.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd love to dip my bacon in your cheddar.

Incorporate that in your vows.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Incorporate that in your vows.

I certainly will and have just jotted it down in my book so not to lose the wording.

 

[rimmy]

Johnny will be rubbing me down with bacon fat on our wedding night.

It's going to be a bacon and cheese themed wedding.

So not a kosher affair? I'll leave my yarmulke at home

 

[JohnnySavage]

So not a kosher affair? I'll leave my yarmulke at home

I've always wondered about that... how to you keep it affixed to your head? Is there some kind of approved glue?

 

[rimmy]

I've always wondered about that... how to you keep it affixed to your head? Is there some kind of approved glue?

I have 2 Velcro implants sewn into my head.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have 2 Velcro implants sewn into my head.

So the lady is getting velcro gloves for Valentine's day?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have 2 Velcro implants sewn into my head.

Good to know. I'll Veet my nethers before we walk down the aisle.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Good to know. I'll Veet my nethers before we walk down the aisle.

Me too.

 

[thør]

I fucking love ginger.

Mary Ann was more my speed.

 

[warrior queen]

I fucking love ginger.

My cousin makes a gardinieri mix with slivers of ginger among the cauli, olives, carrot, onion and cucumber.
It's absolutely delicious!
I may have to torture her for the recipe....

 

[rimmy]

So the lady is getting velcro gloves for Valentine's day?

She already owns 2 pairs.

Good to know. I'll Veet my nethers before we walk down the aisle.

Me too.

Me three.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Just picture me as the little urchin at the window of all this brilliance, pressing my face to the dirty glass to watch the grown-ups play.

Bravo, all three of you. This is pure gold.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I would like our first dance to be Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard. It's very romantic.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just picture me as the little urchin at the window of all this brilliance, pressing my face to the dirty glass to watch the grown-ups play.

Bravo, all three of you. This is pure gold.

Fuck that you're my chief bridesmaid.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I would like our first dance to be Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard. It's very romantic.

The music selection is entirely your decision.