The Morning PG Check-In Thread

[dutchrain]

Morning Tom, morning AF, morning everyone

 

[TomBoner]

Hiya Tom -

Being her neighbor wouldn't be too bad either.

You friggin' know you'd walk around that apartment with a constant hard on!

Morning Tom, morning AF, morning everyone

Hey there dutchy. Don't pay no mind to abs. He's just talkin' horny stuff!

 

[dutchrain]

Hey there dutchy. Don't pay no mind to abs. He's just talkin' horny stuff!

*grins* And you don't?

 

[TomBoner]

*grins* And you don't?

I speak the language of love and intimacy and erotic love making on moonlit canals on a candle lit gondola.

Abs is just pure horniness!



But if that's what you really really want, I can go there too!

 

[dutchrain]

I speak the language of love and intimacy and erotic love making on moonlit canals on a candle lit gondola.

Abs is just pure horniness!



But if that's what you really really want, I can go there too!

Ah! Thank you for the clarification!
A bit of horniness is very nice sometimes though.

 

[TomBoner]

Ah! Thank you for the clarification!
A bit of horniness is very nice sometimes though.

Can we do erotic intimate love making on moonlit canals on a candle lit gondola with a bit of horniness thrown in?

...

Make it to go if you would bartender!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I speak the language of love and intimacy and erotic love making on moonlit canals on a candle lit gondola.

Abs is just pure horniness!



But if that's what you really really want, I can go there too!

I think Dutch knows me. Thank you Tom. BTW I am NOT hiring you for PR.

Ah! Thank you for the clarification!
A bit of horniness is very nice sometimes though.

C'mon, let's get out of here Dutch. You, my Dear, sound like a voice of common sense.

 

[TomBoner]

I think Dutch knows me. Thank you Tom. BTW I am NOT hiring you for PR.

C'mon, let's get out of here Dutch. You, my Dear, sound like a voice of common sense.

HEYYYYYY!!! Who invited you back into the playground?

 

[AbsintheFather]

HEYYYYYY!!! Who invited you back into the playground?

Sorry to rain on your parade Buddy. And I'm using that term 'buddy' very loosely at the moment

 

[TomBoner]

Sorry to rain on your parade Buddy. And I'm using that term 'buddy' very loosely at the moment

Awwwwww ... you can never do away with me as a buddy! Who's gonna keep dutchy horny when you're not here?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Awwwwww ... you can never do away with me as a buddy! Who's gonna keep dutchy horny when you're not here?

Some wing guy you are . . . I'm sure she does fine on her own

 

[dutchrain]

I think Dutch knows me. Thank you Tom. BTW I am NOT hiring you for PR.





C'mon, let's get out of here Dutch. You, my Dear, sound like a voice of common sense.

Knows you and completely understands why you don't want Tom to do your PR.

Awwwwww ... you can never do away with me as a buddy! Who's gonna keep dutchy horny when you're not here?

*grins* In the Netherlands we have a saying "Voor mij een weet, voor jou een vraag" meaning, I know, and you are stuck with a question.

 

[TomBoner]

*grins* In the Netherlands we have a saying "Voor mij een weet, voor jou een vraag" meaning, I know, and you are stuck with a question.

Ya know what's weird? I did a babylon translate of that and it comes back with "Abs is a dirty horny old man!"

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ya know what's weird? I did a babylon translate of that and it comes back with "Abs is a dirty horny old man!"

~ Smacks myself in the forehead with palm and shakes head ~

 

[dutchrain]

Ya know what's weird? I did a babylon translate of that and it comes back with "Abs is a dirty horny old man!"

See? That exactly why I always tell you to not use Babylon or Google Translate or any of the other online translators! All they come up with is rubbish!

 

[TomBoner]

~ Smacks myself in the forehead with palm and shakes head ~

Awwwwww ... see there. It's always easy to spot a babylon disbeliever.

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It's alright my son. I was once a babylon disbeliever myself. And then I fed it "lkjsf ouasda ;lsdkj werw ksjhfouy" and told it to do a japanese to english translation, and it came back with "You're a sex machine". Never doubted it again.

 

[elli1]

morning!
*sips coffee*

 

[Sundayschild]

Morning all

 

[AbsintheFather]

Crank it up!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0a5340a15e806966a664b12555f754d8/tumblr_mumce5JnNz1qja050o1_500.gif

 

[elli1]

Crank it up!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0a5340a15e806966a664b12555f754d8/tumblr_mumce5JnNz1qja050o1_500.gif

*replaces cup with mouth*

 

[dutchrain]

Good morning all!

*sips tea*

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hello Elli, Dutch.

It's sunny but cold here. It was -7 f. (-22 c.) this morning on my way to work.

 

[TomBoner]

Mornin' everybody!!!

Crank it up!

What exactly are we crankin' this morning.

Hello Elli, Dutch.

It's sunny but cold here. It was -7 f. (-22 c.) this morning on my way to work.

That, my friend, is not cold. That is totally frigid. That is sub-human weather and why gawd created places on earth closer to the equator. Even the birds figured that one out a long LONG time ago.

 

[dutchrain]

Hello Elli, Dutch.

It's sunny but cold here. It was -7 f. (-22 c.) this morning on my way to work.

*shivers*

 

[AbsintheFather]

I like this sentiment.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/2928c93da5fdb0b85e1e88da14127b07/tumblr_nijdzioIgb1qzsbzuo1_500.jpg