moving away

[SuperWill19]

I would like a story about a young man in his early twenties. He finished college and he tries to find a job in his home town but has no luck. So he moves in with his Grandpa a state or more away. He meets a girl that is close to his age, and he really likes her. Maybe he had met her when they were kids maybe not. Eventually they get married. But it could be that before they do he is informed that his Grandpa has to be the one to take her virginity on their wedding night. That could be the only time the Grandpa and the guy's wife have sex. After being married for some time and having become pregnant with their first child it some how comes to the guy's attention that his Grandpa is the father of wife. So in other words he married his aunt.

 

[Hypoxia]

This could be a farce (like, if more aunts pop up) but is more likely a tragedy (if the guy is unimaginative). Do you want laughs, or tears? But first, we need some hand-waving to explain just WHY Gramps gets droit du seigneur. Family tradition? Financial blackmail? Whatever; that can be finessed.

True story: my mother's sister's father (my grandpa) and son (my cousin) were both named Jerry. My cousin Jerry married Jillian just before being deployed overseas. At the wedding reception, grandpa Jerry wrapped an arm around Jillian, ostentatiously squeezed her tits, and said, "While young Jerry is away, old Jerry will play!" I'm not sure of the followup. I do know that grandma was not amused.

 

[SuperWill19]

This could be a farce (like, if more aunts pop up) but is more likely a tragedy (if the guy is unimaginative). Do you want laughs, or tears? But first, we need some hand-waving to explain just WHY Gramps gets droit du seigneur. Family tradition? Financial blackmail? Whatever; that can be finessed.

True story: my mother's sister's father (my grandpa) and son (my cousin) were both named Jerry. My cousin Jerry married Jillian just before being deployed overseas. At the wedding reception, grandpa Jerry wrapped an arm around Jillian, ostentatiously squeezed her tits, and said, "While young Jerry is away, old Jerry will play!" I'm not sure of the followup. I do know that grandma was not amused.

More funny but not 100%

 

[Hypoxia]

More funny but not 100%

Okay, so the guy Gary is shattered to learn his wife Wanda is grandpa Garth's daughter. But then Wanda's half-sisters Wendy and Willa appear and distract Gary. Pretty soon, everyone is screwing everybody. Trouble appears in the form of neighbours or ex's or other intruders who slowly notice hanky-panky. Hilarity in the form of Scooby-doo-type chases ensue.

 

[SuperWill19]

Okay, so the guy Gary is shattered to learn his wife Wanda is grandpa Garth's daughter. But then Wanda's half-sisters Wendy and Willa appear and distract Gary. Pretty soon, everyone is screwing everybody. Trouble appears in the form of neighbours or ex's or other intruders who slowly notice hanky-panky. Hilarity in the form of Scooby-doo-type chases ensue.

Sounds good. I might change the name of Gary though (family member's name) and don't need that image in my mind. Story wouldn't have to be Scooby-Doo level unless that's where the story goes then that would be fine. Unless it's like Scooby-Doo 2. Honestly I just supplied some ideas or suggestions, it doesn't matter really the direction it goes, not completely.

 

[Hypoxia]

Sounds good. I might change the name of Gary though (family member's name) and don't need that image in my mind. Story wouldn't have to be Scooby-Doo level unless that's where the story goes then that would be fine. Unless it's like Scooby-Doo 2.

Okay, so he's Grigorii and he's not gay. The Scooby-Doo bit is where interlopers (the neighbours or ex's I mentioned) are chasing Gramps, Grigorii, Wanda, Willa and Wendy (and maybe some visiting kinfolks) around the premises. Visiting cousin Calvin has aunty Wendy (whom he's lusted after forever) backed into a corner when neighbour Ned shows up and everybody tries to mask their guilty expressions. Then Willa and uncle Ulrich are caught kissing. Ned's pimply geeky son Simi has been videoing everything, including Wendy's ex Elroy jerking-off to pictures of baby harp seals. Stuff like that.

 

[SuperWill19]

Okay, so he's Grigorii and he's not gay. The Scooby-Doo bit is where interlopers (the neighbours or ex's I mentioned) are chasing Gramps, Grigorii, Wanda, Willa and Wendy (and maybe some visiting kinfolks) around the premises. Visiting cousin Calvin has aunty Wendy (whom he's lusted after forever) backed into a corner when neighbour Ned shows up and everybody tries to mask their guilty expressions. Then Willa and uncle Ulrich are caught kissing. Ned's pimply geeky son Simi has been videoing everything, including Wendy's ex Elroy jerking-off to pictures of baby harp seals. Stuff like that.

Sounds fun.

 

[SuperWill19]

Anyone interested?