When an attractive woman throws herself at you...
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parodyluvr75
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A woman throwing things at you isn't the same as a woman throwing herself at you.
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I would like that to happen to me. I would probably panic.
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Define throw.
Is it flirtatious conversation?
An intentional boobie display along with a grin?
Or, does she just whisper, "I want you to fuck me in the ass." in your ear.
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[/thread]stupid ass motherfucking character limits. The Fuck!?!?!?!?
parodyluvr75
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I'm sure he's had plenty of ladies throw things at him, I don't find that hard to believe at all.
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Hmmmm. 'I don't want to marry you. Just fuck the arse off me you bastard....'
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It's a bust. I have no luck with women, at all. At 32 I've fucked one woman, kissed 3. If this happened to me so many red lights go off it's not funny.
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How does she know about my parents martial status when I was born?
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I kiss her. Pressing her lips against mine, feeling her lips part as I explore her mouth. I then press my chest against hers, feeling her nipples tighten against my own. I encircle her waist with one hand while I caress her face with the other, trailing my mouth down her jawline and neck. I'll move my hand up her blouse, over her bra, under her bra, cupping her breast and tweaking her nipple while we continue to kiss.
Then, usually I'll fuck her.
Then, usually I'll fuck her.
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Ah, the humble Mr Renaud....
Come to London pal, even Quasimodo gets abducted by a gang of Essex girls here...!
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Despite my scruples re the missus...
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Quoted for hotness.
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Id tell her to kiss my fuckin ass man. Aint nothing comes between me and my true fuckin love man
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I don't really believe that this is something you should lament about. You are safe from this scenario.
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Way to come back with a flourish!!!
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I learned this from my mate smoothg.
I just play it cool. Hard to get. Chill. Let the bitches come to you. Eventually she will be throwing her number at you and asking for your letterman jacket. Taking off her clothes. Then she will ask you to go steady. And you don't have to do a damned thing.
Perhaps I should write a self-help book?
Yeah. Except this has never happened in the history of ever.
I just play it cool. Hard to get. Chill. Let the bitches come to you. Eventually she will be throwing her number at you and asking for your letterman jacket. Taking off her clothes. Then she will ask you to go steady. And you don't have to do a damned thing.
Perhaps I should write a self-help book?
Yeah. Except this has never happened in the history of ever.
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That line work for you?
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Words of wisdom from the Pissman. Write your book MF. Will sell like hotcakes..
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You really are in love with me aren't you?...
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