I just ran my first ever vanity search to see if anyone missed me...

[GimpyIntellect]

Fuck all you assholes.

 

[Que]

I dunno is I would be missed, but my absence would be noticed. The silence would be deafening.

 

[Littlefinger]

Oh yeah! I just realized I missed you when I saw you just now.

 

[smoothg103rd]

All I get is people talking shit about me. Which you rather prefer, being talked bad about or not being talked about at all?

 

[snugglestruggle]

Fuck all you assholes.

I assumed you were captive in a dungeon being forced to service horny sluts. In which case carry on.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm sorry, baby. I'll make you a Gimpy is MIA thread the next time you have to be gone for a while.

 

[justd2]

You didnt get the card I sent??

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I dunno is I would be missed, but my absence would be noticed. The silence would be deafening.

Deafening, and welcomed? Well, who's to say.

Oh yeah! I just realized I missed you when I saw you just now.

My absence has clearly had an effect on you. I'm sorry about that.

All I get is people talking shit about me. Which you rather prefer, being talked bad about or not being talked about at all?

Being shit on is much better than the alternative of being irrelevant.

That's what the scat members motto is anyway.

I assumed you were captive in a dungeon being forced to service horny sluts. In which case carry on.

No dungeons, and no horny sluts.

I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express, however.

I'm sorry, baby. I'll make you a Gimpy is MIA thread the next time you have to be gone for a while.

Thank you so much, B.

That is a thread I would spend time masturbating in.

 

[Libsam]

I dunno is I would be missed, but my absence would be noticed. The silence would be deafening.

I noticed there was a lull in your posting habits over the last few days.

 

[Que]

I noticed there was a lull in your posting habits over the last few days.

Finally had a chance to spend time with the kids. Given that such joyous times as used for fodder for ugly around here I didn't mention it.

 

[1HF]

No dungeons, and no horny sluts.

I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express, however.

And not even a postcard? Ass.

 

[CandiCame]

All I get is people talking shit about me. Which you rather prefer, being talked bad about or not being talked about at all?

Well for my part, I don't care what you say, as long as it's about me.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

And not even a postcard? Ass.

I've got something much bigger, harder, and intense for you...

The New York Times crossword puzzle.

Happy new year!

I missed you.






I mean, I would have if I knew you.

Actually, if you knew me, you probably wouldn't miss me.

I don't know you either, but I like your tits.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Which 'name' did you search for?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I miss you already.

I'm still here!

Which 'name' did you search for?

Gimpy.

And my alt, Karen Kraft.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I think it was really Busybody...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I think it was really Busybody...

Him too.

Hey, why are we celebrating your birthday two weeks after the fact?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Him too.

Hey, why are we celebrating your birthday two weeks after the fact?

They're hoping that it's my last one...

 

[dolf]

there was a funeral thread. laurel deleted it to ease server load.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

They're hoping that it's my last one...

I'm sure there were some hoping you wouldn't even see this one.

Obviously not me, of course. I'm a big fan.

there was a funeral thread. laurel deleted it to ease server load.

That's right, she zaps threads when they get to 5000 replies.

"Who?" must've been asked at least 2000 times.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Let's face it.


When you saw the birthday thread you said, WHO?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Let's face it.


When you saw the birthday thread you said, WHO?

No way, man.

I even posted in it, way back when.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Seems like years ago...

 

[Riles]

I was so mired in my grief that I couldn't stand the pain of typing out even one little 'g'.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I was so mired in my grief that I couldn't stand the pain of typing out even one little 'g'.

Yeah, but your concern was overwhelming with the warm and thoughtful PMs you sent.

Hey! Wait a minute!