The Morning PG Check-In Thread

[elli1]

Good morning, all.

evening!

 

[LusterMunky]

evening!

The whole time zone thing.

 

[elli1]

The whole time zone thing.

the governments are behind it, i tell you

 

[LusterMunky]

the governments are behind it, i tell you

The government(s) drilled a hole in my head last night. During which, I had a rather startling fantasy about you.

 

[elli1]

The government(s) drilled a hole in my head last night. During which, I had a rather startling fantasy about you.

awful! or great?

 

[LusterMunky]

awful! or great?

Wish I could remember. All I recall is the whirring of the drill and them saying "count backwards" and "we're going to relieve the pressure".

Hell, I could have "relieved the pressure" by masturbating, saved some money and spared me having to look at ugly nurses. Drugs are pretty good, though.

How cum the only place you see pretty nurses are in movies?

 

[LusterMunky]

So here's a concept: Instead of the (ugly) nurses telling me to put the computer away since "I need my rest", maybe they could just not wake me up every 15 minutes.

This morphine (or whatever it is) drip is like way cool. I want one of those when/if they let me go home.

 

[LusterMunky]

I can tell you're all enthralled with Munky's Excellent Hole-In-Head Adventure, so I shall endeavor to keep you posted . . .

I was planning on making a snotty comment about the food here, but, actually, it's not bad.

Shift change: now I have male nurse. This is so not good.

 

[LusterMunky]

For the record: Yes, I can hijack my own thread.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Do you mind if I try this tapered candle in your head? Just wondering if it will fit.

 

[LusterMunky]

Helpful hint: just say "10" and they'll dial up the AV.

 

[LusterMunky]

Do you mind if I try this tapered candle in your head? Just wondering if it will fit.

Dunno. I don't wanna see a mirror. They shaved out some of my luxurious auburn fur.

I'm making less and less sense, I know. Sowwy. But it is nice of you to keep me company. Nothing but sick people here.

 

[yellow_rose71]

You know you're suppose to wear that gown with the opening to the back?? just saying.

 

[LusterMunky]

You know you're suppose to wear that gown with the opening to the back?? just saying.

I'm not much into wearing gowns.

 

[dutchrain]

Good morning Munky! What did I have to read, they drilled a hole in your head last night and shaved some of your wonderful, auburn, fluffy fur off to do that?

My!

 

[LusterMunky]

If I disappeer , , , the :head nurse" just force fed ma a pill, siad I needed to :get some sleept". There's a "head" nurse joke somewhare but I'm getting groggy.

 

[LusterMunky]

Good morning Munky! What did I have to read, they drilled a hole in your head last night and shaved some of your wonderful, auburn, fluffy fur off to do that?

My!

..Hi..

 

[dutchrain]

..Hi..

Sleep well!

The head nurse has a head? Has two heads? I hope your vision hasn't changed to x-ray because of that hole in your head! You shouldn't be able to see the second head ...

 

[LusterMunky]

not sleepin yet

 

[dutchrain]

not sleepin yet

I see.

 

[LusterMunky]

they sID 20 minutes take my omputer away evil plans u think probably want to drill another hole

 

[yellow_rose71]

Can I have the fur they shaved? I can knit a tiny little Munky of my own.

 

[LusterMunky]

Can I have the fur they shaved? I can knit a tiny little Munky of my own.

sure it is a disgusting look gonna justb go bald i think let it all grow back

 

[dutchrain]

sure it is a disgusting look gonna justb go bald i think let it all grow back

Nah, it isn't disgusting. It is a nice spot we could kiss you ... Now we also could kiss you al over your head if you shave it all off ...

 

[yellow_rose71]

sure it is a disgusting look gonna justb go bald i think let it all grow back

It could be worse, you could be shaved like a poodle.