Modern day Bonnie and Clyde...

[Fala]

I know this is a minor story...Media is making it as major as they can.

I just have one question to ask these two bozo's...why the hell Panama City, Florida?

I've lived there. It's the armpit of America and smells like one too. The paper mill smell that permeates the entire city is horrible.

They must have run out of gas. I would have given myself up too.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That's the smell of money theyre making over at the paper mill. You prolly never made any money and get it from the government, so you wouldn't know.

 

[Fala]

That's the smell of money theyre making over at the paper mill. You prolly never made any money and get it from the government, so you wouldn't know.

JBJ, you're a bit of an idiot. I won't talk to you about money or how much I have. Just take care of yourself, doll.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If they are the modern Bonnie and Clyde, it says a lot about the modern United States...

 

[Ishmael]

I know this is a minor story...Media is making it as major as they can.

I just have one question to ask these two bozo's...why the hell Panama City, Florida?

I've lived there. It's the armpit of America and smells like one too. The paper mill smell that permeates the entire city is horrible.

They must have run out of gas. I would have given myself up too.

It doesn't have the reputation as the "Redneck Riviera" without reason.

Ishmael

 

[Fala]

JBJ, you're a bit of an idiot. I won't talk to you about money or how much I have. Just take care of yourself, doll.

JBJ, I apologize for calling you an idiot. I've seen enough of your posts to know you are an intelligent and educated man.

I'm working on my knee-jerk reactions to internet insults...and I believe now, I'm one up on ya.

 

[Wings]

He's an idiot. You weren't wrong and now I'm suspicious that you'd think the opposite.

 

[Fata Morgana]

JBJ, I apologize for calling you an idiot. I've seen enough of your posts to know you are an intelligent and educated man.

I'm working on my knee-jerk reactions to internet insults...and I believe now, I'm one up on ya.

You've given JBJ your login details haven't you.

 

[Fala]

Hahaha! You girls are the best! I'm just trying to not get run over by people here.

My plan is to just not piss anyone off...and not let anyone get under my skin.

I'm working on it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hahaha! You girls are the best! I'm just trying to not get run over by people here.

My plan is to just not piss anyone off...and not let anyone get under my skin.

I'm working on it.

Aah don't worry about pissing that grumpy old fuck off.

 

[Fala]

Aah don't worry about pissing that grumpy old fuck off.

heh, Fata, you rock. I adore you. I wish I had the bravado that you do!

 

[Wings]

Hahaha! You girls are the best! I'm just trying to not get run over by people here.

My plan is to just not piss anyone off...and not let anyone get under my skin.

I'm working on it.

Good luck to you.

 

[Fala]

Good luck to you.

Thanks Wings. I'm going to assume that was sincere. I'm just that way.

 

[Wings]

Thanks Wings. I'm going to assume that was sincere. I'm just that way.

It definitely was. You made me remember my first entrance into this board, I thought I could love everyone. I was wrong but I'm a huge cunt so there's hope for you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

heh, Fata, you rock. I adore you. I wish I had the bravado that you do!

Bravado? Good job there's no spiders posting here.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

JBJ, I apologize for calling you an idiot. I've seen enough of your posts to know you are an intelligent and educated man.

I'm working on my knee-jerk reactions to internet insults...and I believe now, I'm one up on ya.

Our resident dolts are clueless of how I harvest info about people.

I know who I am so you cant insult me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Bravado? Good job there's no spiders posting here.

Your lips are about as plain as Jelly Belly's lips. Remind me of flat tires.

 

[Fala]

It definitely was. You made me remember my first entrance into this board, I thought I could love everyone. I was wrong but I'm a huge cunt so there's hope for you.

Hah! You are not! You are one of the most beloved people here, Wings...

By the way, I'm not necessarily new. I haven't posted in a few years, but I would occasionally pop in to see what's up here.

You and Fata both are very well thought of here...and that's enough for me!

 

[Fala]

Your lips are about as plain as Jelly Belly's lips. Remind me of flat tires.

Ok...now yer dippin' yer dick in the wrong business, JBJ. I suspect you had to dip so damned deep the ink soaked into your ass.

If I had an entrepreneurial bone in my body right now, I would stamp your anus repeatedly on fabric and sell this one-of-a-kind handicraft before your butthole turned inside out.

Hmm...there may be a market for that too. Bah, I shouldn't get ahead of myself.
There.

 

[Wings]

Thanks Fala.




You know, the most notable thing about this story is that The Ginger had a huge revelation when he realized that girls can do such stupid things at that age, suddenly he's having nightmares about my oldest making bad decisions.

It's so cute when he's so naïve.

 

[Fala]

Our resident dolts are clueless of how I harvest info about people.

I know who I am so you cant insult me.

If you could properly harvest info about people....har

 

[smoothg103rd]

Your lips are about as plain as Jelly Belly's lips. Remind me of flat tires.

Lips that reminds you of flat tires? Lol

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Lips that reminds you of flat tires? Lol

He left out the word bicycle...



A glaring omission.

 

[smoothg103rd]

He left out the word bicycle...



A glaring omission.

Maybe he is trying to suggest that she starts giving blow jobs and then they wouldn't be so flat.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Maybe he is trying to suggest that she starts giving blow jobs and then they wouldn't be so flat.

An alternative translation might be you already suck...