The "C" word. MHO

[Pookie]

I like it when a woman uses the word "pussy."

Especially in a low, whispery voice.


Makes JAJ's ears perk up.

Be sure she's not actually saying wussy. Just sayin.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And our fanny is your arse.

 

[Pookie]

Never, ever seen the actual band.

That's got to be turn on points right there.



Oh, Pookster, I think my sheriff is trying to out shine your sheriff.

Mine pleaded guilty. They took his name off the county jail because of it ... which is a bit or irony.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pookie]

I know mine personally. He looks like a thug on his mug shot and he's really not a bad guy, except for the fact he was trying to get home from his g/f's house that night.

Mine came across a parking lot to say hi to me once. I had smoked a joint earlier that day and almost freaked out thinking he knew.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pookie]

LOL.

He's an overly friendly man. Comes with being Sheriff for four decades, I suppose. A horn dog too, but what old man isn't?

 

[butters]

I only do that at the vets.

chokesoncoffee

 

[islandman]

Cunny.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sounds like a sissy band to me.

Cunt Vomit. Now that would be a great band name. *nods*

That really would be.

Think I'm gonna nick that for creative purposes.

 

[Riles]

Cunny.

Did you get hit on the head? I did that one...actually I did that one on a quote to you which you in turn quoted back!

Oi. Now MY head hurts.

 

[Laurel]

I always liked Cooter.

Yeah, he was cool.

http://www.savingcountrymusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cooter-davenport-dukes-of-hazzard.jpg

Cunny.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--94QeUSwt--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/u2ya36ohoyqhzc5nf9lx.gif

 

[1sickbastard]

I always liked Cooter.

That's kinda funny b/c we used the word 'cooter' for small wild turtles.

 

[Debbie]

The word "CUNT".

I just hate it when it's used to refer to the vagina, or pussy, if you prefer, which gives so much pleasure. To me it is such a vulgar word except when used to refer to someone who is being an absolute cunt.

Every time I read a story on Literotica in which the author refers to the vagina/pussy as a cunt, I am totally put off.

What is your take on this? I would love to know.

I dont like it if I hear people using it as a way of being cruel. ie saying:

"You are a useless cunt."

It doesn't phase me if it is used in erotica or porn or if hubby manly growls in my ear:

"You have a fucking tight sexxxy cunt."

There are so many terms for the lady garden but I giggle when I read stuff like this:

"Norman strode across the room his hairy chest and muscular abs glistening with baby oil like dew drops on the morning flowers. His turgid cock struck a pose better than some harlot on Vogue magazine.

He grabbed Esmeralda Banana Hammock by her hair and yanked her head back like a flip top on a bottle of ketchup and whispered in her ear.

"I want to feel and fuck your plump fresh meat curtains on my pulsating man pole till you scream I am done and cum dribbles from your slippery crevices."


So sexxxy.

 

[lurchman007]

I don't know what's more offensive, the word "cunt" or a guy who thinks that its the cunt, and not the woman it's attached to that gives you pleasure.

Would she be as pleasing if she didn't have one?

 

[dolf]

Would she be as pleasing if she didn't have one?

*pukes*

 

[lurchman007]

'pussy'? seriously? *vomit*

my cunt is not a frickin' kitten, and I do not need small, cute animals to be used as euphemisms for my genitals. it's a goddamn cunt!

why is it a vulgar word? because o what it describes?
men can have dicks or todgers, calling someone a dick barely raises a brow, but women's genitals are either clinical or euphemistic, if not they're offensive.

It is the sound of the word that makes it so vulgar to me.

 

[yossi]

Would she be as pleasing if she didn't have one?

Just buy a fleshlight and call it a day then.

 

[dolf]

It is the sound of the word that makes it so vulgar to me.

your attitude is more of a turn off than any word I ever heard.

fleshlight.

 

[lurchman007]

Is there a rule that every six months some rook has to do a C-word thread?


CESARIAN! Cut the fucker out!

Has this been done before? sorry I didn't know as I haven't the time to go through the thousands of threads to see what's there and what isn't.

 

[lurchman007]

Exactly this. And I will start calling penises "todgers" immediately.

I have to admit, I have never heard of a penis being referred to as a todger.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Would she be as pleasing if she didn't have one?

You'd be more pleasing if you weren't such a cunt.

 

[Tathagata]

You'd be more pleasing if you weren't such a cunt.

And we have a winner!

 

[lurchman007]

Here's a link to several more words you may find more acceptable.

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/thesaurus/words+meaning+vulva+('vagina'),+female+genitalia.html

OH NO, they haven't got "Gutted hedgehog" in that list.

 

[lurchman007]

I once told a guy to swat my twat. Bless him for not giggling or it would've ruined the moment.

Haha, this is something I would expect to hear from the queen herself.