The "C" word. MHO

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Here's a link to several more words you may find more acceptable.

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/thesaurus/words+meaning+vulva+('vagina'),+female+genitalia.html

 

[Riles]

Slit?

quim is nicer.

And cunny makes me smile in a special way.

 

[Adre]

I guess "bearded clam" won't do?

 

[Que]

I am not fond of it as being used to denote a person rather than a part. It sounds contrived to me. It grates my ear less, if the speaker "sounds" to me like they are conversant with the Queen's English in the rest of their writing.

As far as its use in parts nomenclature, I find it best a heat of the moment thing. A little goes a long way, and sometimes any at all is far too much. It is like salt. You can always add it later, but you cannot take it back out, once added.

quim is nicer.

And cunny makes me smile in a special way.

My ex is a bit of an Anglophile and she would smile at that one, too. I doubt I ever actually used it though.

It is used in the Movie "Unforgiven;" which, as I recall, is how the topic came up.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Exactly this. And I will start calling penises "todgers" immediately.

I'd never heard the word "todger" until I read Keith Richards' autobiography. He referred to Mick Jagger as having a "tiny todger" and they didn't speak for months as a result.

 

[Riles]

I am not fond of it as being used to denote a person rather than a part. It sounds contrived to me. It grates my ear less, if the speaker "sounds" to me like they are conversant with the Queen's English in the rest of their writing.

As far as its use in parts nomenclature, I find it best a heat of the moment thing. A little goes a long way, and sometimes any at all is far too much. It is like salt. You can always add it later, but you cannot take it back out, once added.



My ex is a bit of an Anglophile and she would smile at that one, too. I doubt I ever actually used it though.

It is used in the Movie "Unforgiven;" which, as I recall, is how the topic came up.

Well said, and I think we've had this conversation once already. It would be highly unusual for me to use the term to describe a person, but I'm content to use it in play.

I think I first saw those two used in some historical fiction and have been tickled by them since. I'm a fan.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

The word "CUNT".

I just hate it when it's used to refer to the vagina, or pussy, if you prefer, which gives so much pleasure. To me it is such a vulgar word except when used to refer to someone who is being an absolute cunt.

Every time I read a story on Literotica in which the author refers to the vagina/pussy as a cunt, I am totally put off.

What is your take on this? I would love to know.

I only use it when referring to a boat.

 

[Que]

I only use it when referring to a boat.

Perhaps you are thinking of a punt?

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/d3/9e/c2/granta-boat-punt-company.jpg

 

[Que]

Well said, and I think we've had this conversation once already. It would be highly unusual for me to use the term to describe a person, but I'm content to use it in play.

I think I first saw those two used in some historical fiction and have been tickled by them since. I'm a fan.

I tend to forget who I have had which conversation with. It isn't getting better with age.

Probably some of the same historical fiction she prefers. She has an encyclopedic knowledge of history. Partly from reading actual history books, but she will admit that the historical fiction is how it all became so real and easy to remember for her. She has "lived" in those times.

I am the same way with a lot of technical subjects. Sometimes I have no idea where I picked up a given scrap of knowledge. Reading is invaluable, even the pleasurable sort.

 

[islandman]

quim is nicer.

And cunny makes me smile in a special way.

It has been an age since I last saw ''quim' used.

Now I feel old.

 

[rosco rathbone]

pleasure hole

two hole

manpleaser

seed extractor

cockmilking orifice

 

[kbate]

quim is nicer.

And cunny makes me smile in a special way.

I almost broke up laughing during the "Avengers" when the bad guy called the good girl a "mewling quim".

You could never call a heroine a 'whiny cunt' and keep PG13, but the same thing using quim, is A OK.

 

[missgreekgeek]

I almost broke up laughing during the "Avengers" when the bad guy called the good girl a "mewling quim".

You could never call a heroine a 'whiny cunt' and keep PG13, but the same thing using quim, is A OK.

I thought I was the only one who got that! ahaha

Personally I call most girls cunts, because really they are.
If you haven't matured to a woman, thus your descriptor.
Some girls are just horrendous and deserve that title. But I don't go around all day calling people cunts for shits giggles.

My man used to call my pussy that. Well he'd refer to it as his cunt. For me, as long as it wasn't directed to me, it was fine.

 

[Aphro]

There was a time I didn't like it, but now, in the right context, I tend to prefer it.

Maybe because I like the alliteration of saying cock and cunt more than cock and pussy.

Cock and Pussy sounds a bit like one of those Faux English Pubs. "Let's head down to the Cock and Pussy for a quick drink before the movie."

 

[missgreekgeek]

Cock and Pussy sounds a bit like one of those Faux English Pubs. "Let's head down to the Cock and Pussy for a quick drink before the movie."

I would totally go to a bar with that name.
Reminds me of the pubs in "The End Of The World" with Simon Pegg and the other dude from Shaun Of The Dead

 

[Pookie]

he's coming across as a twat.

...am I allowed to say twat?

I once told a guy to swat my twat. Bless him for not giggling or it would've ruined the moment.

 

[Pookie]

There was a time I didn't like it, but now, in the right context, I tend to prefer it.

Maybe because I like the alliteration of saying cock and cunt more than cock and pussy.

Cock and Pussy sounds a bit like one of those Faux English Pubs. "Let's head down to the Cock and Pussy for a quick drink before the movie."

Pussy is a busy word with too many meanings. Cunt isn't pretentious. It is what it is. It's a proud word. Simple but powerful.

 

[dolf]

I once told a guy to swat my twat. Bless him for not giggling or it would've ruined the moment.

i might have giggled

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

the sweet spot....the cooch....or the female naughty bits.

 

[islandman]

Snatch!

 

[islandman]

Coochie (sp?)

 

[Laurel]

'pussy'? seriously? *vomit*

I'm naming my band Pussy Vomit.

I'm offended by this thread.

I'm offended by your offense.

Exactly this. And I will start calling penises "todgers" immediately.

That sounds like a candy bar.

"I had a bag of M&Ms and three Todgers, so I don't need any lunch, thanks."

 

[MrRandyWatson]

You are a dude. Why would you get offended by cunt being used in place of vagina?

If you don't want to use the word, don't use it. If your wife or whomever doesn't want you to use it, don't use it.

I'm white. I get offended by use of the n-word as well as various other slurs, due in part to the fact that you can just as easily call the other person a fuckhead and accomplish what you're trying to accomplish and slur them as a human being rather than a member of an ethnicity, religion, etc.

Furthermore, name a slur against people. With the likely exception of the n-word and the c-word, you can name an alternate meaning for most of the big slurs or at least point out that the slur isn't always offensive (I once told a Canadian that "Jap" was a slur and he had no idea.)

South Park did an episode in which it took the word "fag" and rebranded it as a slur against the assholes who ride Harleys through small towns and piss people off. It also went through the history of the word and how it's been used against women, poor people, old people, and presently homosexuals. The n-word has always been the n-word, just as the c-word has always been the c-word.

 

[Que]

I'm naming my band Pussy Vomit.



I'm offended by your offense.



That sounds like a candy bar.

"I had a bag of M&Ms and three Todgers, so I don't need any lunch, thanks."

Three Todgers? Before lunch? Laurel, you ignorant slut!

 

[richard_daily]

i might have giggled

Me too, but I'd still do it.