The Isolated Blurt Thread XI: Dreaming of an STD Christmas, Bro!

[CandiCame]

Just a dilute solution of Veet and water, judiciously sprayed onto the web. It's basic spider maintenance.

What is your fucking problem with spiders?

 

[DesEsseintes]

who can i kill?

also, i keep melting bits of my fucking hand.

Very sexy: hot wax? Electro-play?

And I'd say kill the creepy Virgin Spanker. He'd probably enjoy it.

 

[DesEsseintes]

What is your fucking problem with spiders?

I can't control them and they have more legs than me. And they are ugly. Pretty much puts them at the top of my little hatred Venn diagram right away.

 

[dolf]

wood burner. it's too inanimate to kill.

you're supposed to make 'awww' noises and offer to kiss it better, you insensitive bastard!!

 

[DesEsseintes]

wood burner. it's too inanimate to kill.

you're supposed to make 'awww' noises and offer to kiss it better, you insensitive bastard!!

I TOLD you you misjudged me. I never claimed to be nice, and also you spent hours covering me with spiders. But since neither I nor my medicinal lips are there, try butter and a soft, dry muslin cloth.

 

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[dolf]

I TOLD you you misjudged me. I never claimed to be nice, and also you spent hours covering me with spiders. But since neither I nor my medicinal lips are there, try butter and a soft, dry muslin cloth.

i tried something better. swearing at it.

 

[butters]

i tried something better. swearing at it.

that'll have quailed it, fer sure

 

[dolf]

that'll have quailed it, fer sure

des might be smart but he knows fuck all about medicine.

 

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[CandiCame]

I can't control them and they have more legs than me. And they are ugly. Pretty much puts them at the top of my little hatred Venn diagram right away.

Maybe YOU'RE ugly.

And how do you get to the top of a Venn diagram? Does that even mean anything? It's a circle... The point is to overlap...

 

[CandiCame]

I've lost my morning wood.

I am curious as to where that significant amount of penis goes.

That alternate dimension where Optimus Prime's trailer goes. It's just full of robot parts and disembodied dick fluid.

 

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[DesEsseintes]

des knows fuck all.

That's better.

 

[butters]

des might be smart but he knows fuck all about medicine.

i was hoping he was being facetious with the suggestion of further pain; god, i hope so! otherwise we need to educate his arse.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Maybe YOU'RE ugly.

And how do you get to the top of a Venn diagram? Does that even mean anything? It's a circle... The point is to overlap...

My Venn diagram is three dimensional - it's more of a sphere. Right now spiders are at the North Pole.

And maybe I am ugly. Maybe spiders have me at the top of THEIR Venn diagrams. Maybe their Venn diagrams are 8-dimensional webs. But I am struggling to care at the moment. And if I see one I shall still kill it.

 

[DesEsseintes]

i was hoping he was being facetious with the suggestion of further pain; god, i hope so! otherwise we need to educate his arse.

I was suggesting the mark had been made by wax or electro play - not suggesting them as treatments! My suggested treatment was butter and muslin, which may be old-school but hardly harmful.

 

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[Wings]

Yeah. No. Ugh.



That's pretty much what I've got this morning.

I needed coffee but I spent too much time picking out my socks this morning.

 

[butters]

I was suggesting the mark had been made by wax or electro play - not suggesting them as treatments! My suggested treatment was butter and muslin, which may be old-school but hardly harmful.

it was the butter and muslin part i was referring to. nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[TwinkleStars]

Feeelingg ssleeeeepy......... *falls asleep on keyboard*

 

[unregistered]

 

[TwinkleStars]

Is it paddy or patty sausage???

It's tiredness, is all.

 

[DesEsseintes]

it was the butter and muslin part i was referring to. nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Really? But Mrs Beeton swears by it.

 

[Wings]

Patty. Paddy is something else.