The Isolated Blurt Thread XI: Dreaming of an STD Christmas, Bro!

[Disgustipated]

Someone should have taken 20 or 30 minutes from Inherent Vice but it was still entertaining.

 

[NHKitty]

I generally don't watch The Biggest Loser these days...I got tired of the "game play" years ago, but tonight it's been motivating.

However, I had to chuckle when one of the competitors said about they're rowing challenge, "2000 meters is more than a mile that's really hard."

Yeah, I can remember thinking that once.

But then you do it...and then you do it again...and then you challenge yourself by 500 or 1000 and suddenly, 2000 isn't so hard any longer.

 

[Not Normal]

Someone should have taken 20 or 30 minutes from Inherent Vice but it was still entertaining.

Django Unchained had the same problem, but more like 45 minutes.

 

[Disgustipated]

Executions in two different states tonight.

 

[Jennifer]

Executions in two different states tonight.

Which two? Are both lethal injection?

 

[dolf]

why can't I sleep?

 

[neci]

it was a fabulous day.

 

[Disgustipated]

Which two? Are both lethal injection?

Oklahoma and Florida. Not sure our the methods.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Which two? Are both lethal injection?

2015 Scheduled Executions By State

 

[TwinkleStars]

So much pain and I still need to do my laundry!

 

[neci]

decisions were confirmed today, as to how to proceed.

 

[Noor]

Cool!

 

[neci]

there are okays and go aheads.

the adventure begins.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Subway Rider Upstages Homophobic Preacher With Willy Wonka Song

Today, we are proud to introduce you to NYC's newest hero: the man in the video below who drowned out the hate speech with the classic Willy Wonka tune, "I've Got A Golden Ticket."

"I was riding the M train on my way to work when this guy (who I've seen haranguing riders before) preaching to passengers. At first he was going on about people having sex outside of wedlock, okay fine. Next he began denouncing same sex relationships...unpopular opinion and a bit irritating, but again, 1st Amendment. I didn't say anything. Once his "preaching" shifted from an audience to an individual (a lesbian couple with a child) I decided that this guy wasn't going to get to talk anymore."

Video at link-

http://gothamist.com/2015/01/15/willy_wonka_vs_preacher.php

 

[DesEsseintes]

Just fished the last Shelob from my hair. It's like the cellar scene from Arachnophobia in my bedroom right now, and I have an even greater respect for dolf and 1HF, if that were possible.

 

[dolf]

they are my hairy legged minions.

 

[DesEsseintes]

they are my hairy legged minions.

Yes, that was another thing. You might at least have shaved them first.

 

[dolf]

des, I haven't been arsed to shave my own legs for over a month. you ask too much!

 

[DesEsseintes]

des, I haven't been arsed to shave my own legs for over a month. you ask too much!

Just a dilute solution of Veet and water, judiciously sprayed onto the web. It's basic spider maintenance.

 

[dolf]

again, i'm too lazy.

 

[Saint Peter]

Republican activists widely say Romney should sit out White House run

Everybody else wishes that fucker would run again.

 

[BathedInBlue]

It's still

you and the roses. Not in a sad eating duck way. But still....

 

[dolf]

fucksake.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Very interesting.

 

[dolf]

who can i kill?

also, i keep melting bits of my fucking hand.