Mr Whippy ice-cream

[wpc_ruth]

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[Sinny]

so there I was having a nice dream about a blonde and me going doggy style - it moves to me sucking on her tits - and THEN her tits become an ice cream dispenser (whipy style) anyone else have food/sex dreams and should I seek therapy?

This is an important question. Was it strawberry?

 

[wpc_ruth]

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[Sinny]

vanilla. I'll make it strawberry blonde next time

Called it.

 

[CandiCame]

Seriously. What's the difference between a strawberry blond and a redhead. That sounds like the set-up for a joke, but it's not. Genuine question.

 

[wpc_ruth]

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[CandiCame]

I just need to know the cutoff point to settle a bet. Between two artists.

 

[Aquagal]

Seriously. What's the difference between a strawberry blond and a redhead. That sounds like the set-up for a joke, but it's not. Genuine question.

Does maroon, red, peach, salmon, and coral all appear to look to be the same color to you? They're all variations on the red side of the color wheel, but they aren't the same.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

Oh, good: another playground thread...welcome...

...we were just making room for you....

 

[CandiCame]

Does maroon, red, peach, salmon, and coral all appear to look to be the same color to you? They're all variations on the red side of the color wheel, but they aren't the same.

Yes. I'm not debating that they're two different things. I'm asking where the cutoff is and I guess I need to explain this.

My boyfriend is a big Irish-American motherfucker. Looks kinda like Thor. He is sometimes blond, and sometimes a redhead depending on... idk, white people magic, I guess. His hair literally changes color. But when he's a redhead, I want to be able to make ginger's-don't-have-souls jokes in the same way he calls me 'poca-hot-ass' and shit. But he gets violently offended when I say his red hair is red. He says he's strawberry blond. I'm not debating that those are two different colors; I'm just saying that the color that is, is red. It's not strawberry.

 

[Aquagal]

Yes. I'm not debating that they're two different things. I'm asking where the cutoff is and I guess I need to explain this.

My boyfriend is a big Irish-American motherfucker. Looks kinda like Thor. He is sometimes blond, and sometimes a redhead depending on... idk, white people magic, I guess. His hair literally changes color. But when he's a redhead, I want to be able to make ginger's-don't-have-souls jokes in the same way he calls me 'poca-hot-ass' and shit. But he gets violently offended when I say his red hair is red. He says he's strawberry blond. I'm not debating that those are two different colors; I'm just saying that the color that is, is red. It's not strawberry.

I think a ginger ranges on all sides of the red spectrum. Sounds to me like you two just see color differently.

 

[CandiCame]

I think a ginger ranges on all sides of the red spectrum. Sounds to me like you two just see color differently.

I don't get why 'redhead' is an insult. Aren't they like, endangered or something?

 

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[Pookie]

so there I was having a nice dream about a blonde and me going doggy style - it moves to me sucking on her tits - and THEN her tits become an ice cream dispenser (whipy style) anyone else have food/sex dreams and should I seek therapy?

If there weren't sprinkles, then I wouldn't worry about therapy.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I used to drive a Mr Whippy van. It's just frozen and churned condensed milk, as I found out to my cost pre-mobile phones and miles from civilization when it broke and vomited condensed milk up to my ankles, which rapidly became yoghurt in the hot sun. Trapped in a van in 35C heat, with yoghurt clutching at my feet, for £3.50 per hour.