Bird catchers.

parodyluvr75

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Why do you want to catch birds? We're better looking than humans and superior in many ways, does this upset you? Or do you sick perverts just want our feathers? May you burn in hell.

Luv,

Birdie
 
You already know I want your wishbone.

...and your feathers for my pillow *nods*
 
bird catchers, wishbones and feathers for pillows...sounds like a suspense novel

<pulls up a chair>
 
i would ask the cat, but she's been abducted by birds. fucking birds. there are large birds of prey. i tease the little dog. eagle snacks, he's called. brunch. the punk cat is a fucking meal.
 
she (the punk) is going into a harness with a tag, no matter how much she hates it. she's been born human/dog/socialized, so it's time for clothes. i am contemplating the microchip. it would be cool to track her whereabouts. she spend godless amounts of time in the garage.
 
So we can pet you and snuggle you and give you lovings.
 
I want the remote control back!

bird catchers, wishbones and feathers for pillows...sounds like a suspense novel

<pulls up a chair>
It's terrible.
that...and the lovely way she squawks "Parody want's a cracker"
I told you that in confidence.
She is a thing of beauty.
:heart:
So we can pet you and snuggle you and give you lovings.
:heart:

You will both be spared when we take over the world.:rose:

I'm perplexed. Was this question in response to something of which I am unaware? (Not just me, but all or most of us?)
^^^Likes to ruffle feathers.

:rose:
 
she (the punk) is going into a harness with a tag, no matter how much she hates it. she's been born human/dog/socialized, so it's time for clothes. i am contemplating the microchip. it would be cool to track her whereabouts. she spend godless amounts of time in the garage.

My one relative's dog (chihuahua) is that way. She'd be a bird snack if she got caught.

I'm sorry about your kitty.:rose:
 
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