Hey Fata, I promise no spiders in this one

[rimmy]

Since my last one was so mean with the spiders and such, I figured I owe you one.

voila

Now if I could only convince you to put some ketchup on your cheese we'd be good to go.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hmm. You've lost me! It's yahoo news?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Laura Ingalls had breast implants!!

 

[rimmy]

Don't get fresh with me, cvnt.


https://ca.shine.yahoo.com/how-to-store-and-serve-cheese-152315361.html

 

[JohnnySavage]

Fata is the Bee's knees.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Don't get fresh with me, cvnt.


https://ca.shine.yahoo.com/how-to-store-and-serve-cheese-152315361.html

Ooh cheese porn. I want a cheese dome.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata is the Bee's knees.

Are the bee's knees made of cheese?

 

[rimmy]

Ooh cheese porn. I want a cheese dome.

And I want to wipe my Brienis all over your mouth.

Like Mick and the boys sang, "You can't always get what you want."

 

[Fata Morgana]

And I want to wipe my Brienis all over your mouth.

Like Mick and the boys sang, "You can't always get what you want."

You dirty fucking bastard.

 

[rimmy]

Fata is the Bee's knees.

That buzzing sound you hear is coming from her vibe.


Three guesses as to where she hides it.

 

[rimmy]

You dirty fucking bastard.

What can I say. You bring out the best in me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That buzzing sound you hear is coming from her vibe.


Three guesses as to where she hides it.

Did you see my new work mug in the cunting thread? I'm so happy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That buzzing sound you hear is coming from her vibe.


Three guesses as to where she hides it.

That's tinnitus.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Where the fuck have you gone? I was gonna post my ketchup covered knockers.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Where the fuck have you gone? I was gonna post my ketchup covered knockers.

I think he's off waxing his bald head.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think he's off waxing his bald head.

Cue Benny Hill music!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I laugh everytime I think of Benny

 

[Fata Morgana]

I laugh everytime I think of Benny

Poor Larry. He has a lot on his plate.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Since I mentioned Elvis in butter's thread I have an urge to dig out That's The Way It Is. I fancy a couple of hours perving on him.

 

[rimmy]

Did you see my new work mug in the cunting thread? I'm so happy.

Yes. It's Cuntacular

That's tinnitus.

Is that like Tinea Pedis?

Where the fuck have you gone? I was gonna post my ketchup covered knockers.

The bean and rimmy jr came home. I surely don't want him seeing your ketchup covered funbags. I can just picture the nightmarish screams.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Yes. It's Cuntacular

Is that like Tinea Pedis?


The bean and rimmy jr came home. I surely don't want him seeing your ketchup covered funbags. I can just picture the nightmarish screams.

It's all right, rimmy, it isn't really ketchup. Only arterial blood.

 

[rimmy]

It's all right, rimmy, it isn't really ketchup. Only arterial blood.

Thank god. I'd hate to think of all that good ketchup wasted.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Thank god. I'd hate to think of all that good ketchup wasted.

You're all

 

[rimmy]

You're all

I give and I give.