Dead Pool 2014

[Byteman]

All things happen in 3s... 1st Robin Williams, 2nd Lauren Bacall... 3rd.. ?

I know one thing.. it ain't gonna be Abe Vigoda.... FISH lives on!

 

[RobDownSouth]

All things happen in 3s... 1st Robin Williams, 2nd Lauren Bacall... 3rd.. ?

I know one thing.. it ain't gonna be Abe Vigoda.... FISH lives on!

If Mr. Vigoda would be so kind as to dirtnap, I'd be tied for fourth place.
More importantly, I'd be on top of Lorilei. It's been a long time since I was on top of Lorilei.

#WhatMattersMost

 

[Wrong Element]

Don Pardo, tell them what they've won!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Standings as of 8/18/2014 (includes Don Pardo's death)
The AnswerMan Rockets To Second Place! Rory finally has competition!
01 RoryN 27
02 TheAnswerMan 23
03 Beco 16
04 Cleaver 15
05 DashOfCandy 13
06 GoFuckYourself 13
07 BoyNextDoor 12
08 Farrah 12
09 Colonel Hogan 11
10 Lorilei 11
11 TheOlderGuy 11
12 StrangeLife 8
13 Liar 7
14 RobDownSouth 7
15 Impetuous 6
16 Neci 5
17 Aquagal 3
18 Brains_N_Boobs 3
19 Queersetti 3
20 Brollyanna 2
21 CaptainKirk 2
22 JackAssJim 2
23 Dazzle1 0
24 Dolf 0
25 IrezumiKiss 0
26 JKendallDane 0
27 JohnnySavage 0
28 Kandi 0
29 Killswitch 0
30 Laurel 0
31 Lovecraft68 0
32 Mrdarkblueeyes 0
33 Skiddles2014 0
34 Wok 0

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Billy Graham, Bob Dole and Fidel are not seeing 2015 before they meet their maker.


http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/251/f/9/grim_reaper_by_maris_cz-d499i2u.png

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Abe_Vigoda_1975.jpg

Abe Vigoda is like the fucking Highlander!

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!"

 

[RobDownSouth]

Farrah jumped into the top 10 also.

 

[Farrah]

Farrah jumped into the top 10 also.

Wooooohoooooo!!!!


Also, RIP, Mr. Pardo.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Liar almost picked up some points with B.B. King today....but close does NOT count!

 

[Wrong Element]

I'm going to go with my last year's list (since it was sooooooo successful), but I'll turn it upside down. I know, makes a lotta sense, doesn't it?


1- Ben Bradlee
2- Olivia de Havilland
3- Jake LaMotta
4- Antonin Scalia
5- Herman Wouk
6- Professor Irwin Corey
7- Kirk Douglas
8- Lawrence Ferlinghetti
9- Nanette Fabray
10- Norman Lear


bonus - Courtney Love

Kandi gets on the board in a big way. It's -30- for Ben Bradlee.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Standings as of 10/21/2014 (includes Ben Bradlee's death)
Kandi on the board for the first time in TWO YEARS!
01 RoryN 27
02 TheAnswerMan 23
03 Beco 16
04 Cleaver 15
05 DashOfCandy 13
06 GoFuckYourself 13
07 BoyNextDoor 12
08 Farrah 12
09 Colonel Hogan 11
10 Lorilei 11
11 TheOlderGuy 11
12 Kandi 10
13 StrangeLife 8
14 Liar 7
15 RobDownSouth 7
16 Impetuous 6
17 Neci 5
18 Aquagal 3
19 Brains_N_Boobs 3
20 Queersetti 3
21 Brollyanna 2
22 CaptainKirk 2
23 JackAssJim 2
24 Dazzle1 0
25 Dolf 0
26 IrezumiKiss 0
27 JKendallDane 0
28 JohnnySavage 0
29 Killswitch 0
30 Laurel 0
31 Lovecraft68 0
32 Mrdarkblueeyes 0
33 Skiddles2014 0
34 Wok 0

 

[JohnnySavage]

Celebrities should pay me to put them on my list.

 

[JKendallDane]

Celebrities should pay me to put them on my list.

Tell me about it.

I'm beginning to think that *I* will be at the undertaker's before anyone on my list will.

 

[Kandi]

I must insist I get half credit for this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/01/people-magazine-kirk-douglas-obit_n_6246358.html

 

[Super-Surprise]

Kirk is still alive!

 

[Laurel]

I don't understand how to get points in this game.

What insider info do you people have?

Don't answer that!

 

[Wrong Element]

I must insist I get half credit for this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/01/people-magazine-kirk-douglas-obit_n_6246358.html

These prewritten obits are standard in journalism, if the person is old enough or famous enough or both. When John Paul II died, the credited lead author of his NY Times obit, most of which had been written years before, was himself already deceased.

 

[Lorilei]

I just do not understand how Olivia de Havilland is still alive. What's her secret?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just do not understand how Olivia de Havilland is still alive. What's her secret?

Anal.

 

[Lorilei]

Anal.

Yeah, that's out. Guess I'm doomed to die young.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Yeah, that's out. Guess I'm doomed to die young.

Pfft. You'll live to be a ripe old Crazy Cat Lady, buttsecks or not.
:nods:

 

[Queersetti]

Herman Wouk
Olivia DeHavilland (Joan is dead, Livy, you can let go...)
Kirk Douglas
Luise Rainier
Fidel Castro
George Schultz
Hosni Mubarek
Eli Wallachian
Terry Pratchett
Sonny Rollins

Bonus: Bobby Brown

Luise Rainier, bitches.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Final Standings as of 12/30/2014 includes Luise Rainier's death (aka "Queersetti's Hail Mary")
RoryN is the 2014 Deadpool Champion
1 RoryN 29
2 TheAnswerMan 23
3 GoFuckYourself 18
4 Beco 16
5 Cleaver 15
6 DashOfCandy 13
7 BoyNextDoor 12
8 Farrah 12
9 Colonel Hogan 11
10 Lorilei 11
11 TheOlderGuy 11
12 Aquagal 10
13 Kandi 10
14 Queersetti 10
15 StrangeLife 8
16 Liar 7
17 RobDownSouth 7
18 Impetuous 6
19 Neci 5
20 Brains_N_Boobs 3
21 Brollyanna 2
22 CaptainKirk 2
23 JackAssJim 2
24 Dazzle1 0
25 Dolf 0
26 IrezumiKiss 0
27 JKendallDane 0
28 JohnnySavage 0
29 Killswitch 0
30 Laurel 0
31 Lovecraft68 0
32 Mrdarkblueeyes 0
33 Skiddles2014 0
34 Wok 0

 

[Beco]

But will anyone die in the next two days?? Cant wait to see....who had Hugh Hefner?

 

[RobDownSouth]

But will anyone die in the next two days?? Cant wait to see....who had Hugh Hefner?

The only way Rory can lose is if either Carol Channing or Pete Doherty dies between now and New Years (Those are the remaining big-money picks for The Answer Man in 2nd place).