A PSA about fucking younger guys

[LadyFunkenstein]

It's all well and good to discuss such matters online.

It's amusing on TV and in movies, when celebrities do it.

But IRL the truth is, people will be disgusted/outraged/disappointed if they find out you are doing it. And by people, I mean people your own age who want to sleep with you. (I suppose men experience the same rage from their female peers when they are known to be fucking women 20 years younger.

My advice is: Stay in the closet. AND DON'T EVER FUCK A YOUNG DUDE WHO IS KNOWN IN YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE. ETA: AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK ONE FROM YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE, DON'T FUCK THE ONE DUDE WHO EVERYONE HAS WARNED YOU ABOUT FOR A FEW YEARS.

After being questioned about my whereabouts on Xmas eve and taunted with "Hey there's Dan let's go say hello to him togehter" I was just told point blank, "That thing between you and Dan? It's old news, I know all about it." Then I got a lengthy lecture which I would title, Funk, Let me Tell You the Difference Between a Boy and a Man. Then he aggressively tried to fuck me because I suspect I have been downgraded in status.

Don't shit where you eat.

And trust me, stay in the closet at all costs!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's all well and good to discuss such matters online.

It's amusing on TV and in movies, when celebrities do it.

But IRL the truth is, people will be disgusted/outraged/disappointed if they find out you are doing it. And by people, I mean people your own age who want to sleep with you. (I suppose men experience the same rage from their female peers when they are known to be fucking women 20 years younger.

My advice is: Stay in the closet. AND DON'T EVER FUCK A YOUNG DUDE WHO IS KNOWN IN YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE.

After being questioned about my whereabouts on Xmas eve and taunted with "Hey there's Dan let's go say hello to him togehter" I was just told point blank, "That thing between you and Dan? It's old news, I know all about it." Then I got a lengthy lecture which I would title, Funk, Let me Tell You the Difference Between a Boy and a Man. Then he aggressively tried to fuck me because I suspect I have been downgraded in status.

Don't shit where you eat.

And trust me, stay in the closet at all costs!

Thanks Reci. Great advice.

 

[Laurel]

You should write a book. Seriously. I would soo buy it.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

What is the age difference between you and your young lads?

 

[Littlefinger]

You should write a book. Seriously. I would soo buy it.

^^^^ this. Sorry that number 1 and number 2 thing exploded on ya, Funk.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

You should write a book. Seriously. I would soo buy it.

The book would be far more foul than you can ever guess.

What is the age difference between you and your young lads?

Not too steep.

#1 - 16 years younger

#2 - 14 years younger (I think)

^^^^ this. Sorry that number 1 and number 2 thing exploded on ya, Funk.

#3 is about to pick me up, wants me to drive his car around the block while he buys tickets at MSG. I wonder if he has heard and plans to lecture or yell at me. He and the lecturer mentioned in my opening posts have know each other for 30 years.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's all well and good to discuss such matters online.

It's amusing on TV and in movies, when celebrities do it.

But IRL the truth is, people will be disgusted/outraged/disappointed if they find out you are doing it. And by people, I mean people your own age who want to sleep with you. (I suppose men experience the same rage from their female peers when they are known to be fucking women 20 years younger.

My advice is: Stay in the closet. AND DON'T EVER FUCK A YOUNG DUDE WHO IS KNOWN IN YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE.

After being questioned about my whereabouts on Xmas eve and taunted with "Hey there's Dan let's go say hello to him togehter" I was just told point blank, "That thing between you and Dan? It's old news, I know all about it." Then I got a lengthy lecture which I would title, Funk, Let me Tell You the Difference Between a Boy and a Man. Then he aggressively tried to fuck me because I suspect I have been downgraded in status.

Don't shit where you eat.

And trust me, stay in the closet at all costs!

Truth. All of it.

Everyone can get or turn problematic when sex is thrown in the mix — and when some people inside or privy to the mix aren't getting the sex — but the constant problem is, young dick hasn't figured out how to regulate itself. Older dick will get bitter. Dick overall just needs to conquer something. And don't let it get a little drunk and unsatisfied because then it turns into belligerent dick and fucks up everyone's good times.

Don't shit where you eat...and don't let what other people eat make you shit!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Truth. All of it.

Everyone can get or turn problematic when sex is thrown in the mix — and when some people inside or privy to the mix aren't getting the sex — but the constant problem is, young dick hasn't figured out how to regulate itself. Older dick will get bitter. Dick overall just needs to conquer something. And don't let it get a little drunk and unsatisfied because then it turns into belligerent dick and fucks up everyone's good times.

Don't shit where you eat...and don't let what other people eat make you shit!

You are a wise man, Zumi.

 

[Noor]

I usually don't let people know who I am havng sex with, I figure it's none of their business. A couple of my girlfriends and gay guy friends might know, but in general I am quiet about it.

I expect my lovers to be discreet as well. I found out early on that if you are doing anything outside of the "norm' of straight serial monogamy in well defined relationships or being promiscuous, many people can't deal with it.

I stay away from younger guys because our differences in maturity usually raises its ugly head at some point.
Sometimes there are exceptions and they often get better with age, but I stick within 10 yrs of my age, and am most comfortable within 5 yrs.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I usually don't let people know who I am havng sex with, I figure it's none of their business. A couple of my girlfriends and gay guy friends might know, but in general I am quiet about it.

I expect my lovers to be discreet as well. I found out early on that if you are doing anything outside of the "norm' of straight serial monogamy in well defined relationships or being promiscuous, many people can't deal with it.

I stay away from younger guys because our differences in maturity usually raises its ugly head at some point.
Sometimes there are exceptions and they often get better with age, but I stick within 10 yrs of my age, and am most comfortable within 5 yrs.

This is exactly why I love to fuck younger guys. Those ugly heads get raised HIGH.

Problem is, they don't know how to be discreet. (I do. I can take secrets to the grave.) Up until this past year, I have only dabbled with ones who had nothing to do with my social circle and life in general.

 

[pink]

I know you are young, Funk and it is natural for you to sow your wild oats but there is much to be said for slowing down. I love it, no drama. I already had my fun when I was young and I have slowed down now. Now don't get me wrong, I still have fuck buddies but they are older and not more than one at a time.


Your life is like a soap opera.

 

[Noor]

ETA: AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK ONE FROM YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE, DON'T FUCK THE ONE DUDE WHO EVERYONE HAS WARNED YOU ABOUT FOR A FEW YEARS.

So true! Warnings are for a reason. If you accept what the warnings say as true, at least you'd be walking in with your eyes open. If a guy warns you about himself, believe them. What they say is usually only the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Laurel]

The book would be far more foul than you can ever guess.

I hope so!!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I know you are young, Funk and it is natural for you to sow your wild oats but there is much to be said for slowing down. I love it, no drama. I already had my fun when I was young and I have slowed down now. Now don't get me wrong, I still have fuck buddies but they are older and not more than one at a time.


Your life is like a soap opera.

I'm just not ready to slow down yet. I am still having fun.


ETA I will show down when I got the wall. I probably have very little time left so I may as well enjoy the sexual attention while it lasts.
#3 is here...back later

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

i dunno, you are an attractive woman, i don't see the problem with you liking younger guys.



anyways you free this next weekend?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

It's all well and good to discuss such matters online.

It's amusing on TV and in movies, when celebrities do it.

But IRL the truth is, people will be disgusted/outraged/disappointed if they find out you are doing it. And by people, I mean people your own age who want to sleep with you. (I suppose men experience the same rage from their female peers when they are known to be fucking women 20 years younger.

My advice is: Stay in the closet. AND DON'T EVER FUCK A YOUNG DUDE WHO IS KNOWN IN YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE. ETA: AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK ONE FROM YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE, DON'T FUCK THE ONE DUDE WHO EVERYONE HAS WARNED YOU ABOUT FOR A FEW YEARS.

After being questioned about my whereabouts on Xmas eve and taunted with "Hey there's Dan let's go say hello to him togehter" I was just told point blank, "That thing between you and Dan? It's old news, I know all about it." Then I got a lengthy lecture which I would title, Funk, Let me Tell You the Difference Between a Boy and a Man. Then he aggressively tried to fuck me because I suspect I have been downgraded in status.

Don't shit where you eat.

And trust me, stay in the closet at all costs!

I would not typically describe an intimate relationship with someone as "shitting where you eat."

And I'm a little surprised at your sensitivity to the moral judgments of your friends. It's as if you had internalized an aspect of shame before they even spoke.

Yeah, a 14 or 16-year age difference is a big deal if the party in question has just graduated high school. Not so much if they are in their mid- to late twenties.

The only people who should have the obvious authority of giving you lectures on how to live your life are those of us here on an online porn forum. I believe that's spelled out in Laurel's rules and policies.

Don't search for true wisdom from those with vested interests.

 

[Noor]

I would not typically describe an intimate relationship with someone as "shitting where you eat."

And I'm a little surprised at your sensitivity to the moral judgments of your friends. It's as if you had internalized an aspect of shame before they even spoke.

Yeah, a 14 or 16-year age difference is a big deal if the party in question has just graduated high school. Not so much if they are in their mid- to late twenties.

The only people who should have the obvious authority of giving you lectures on how to live your life are those of us here on an online porn forum. I believe that's spelled out in Laurel's rules and policies.

Don't search for true wisdom from those with vested interests.

I am afraid what can be acceptable for men to do in terms of age difference is not often considered as acceptable in women.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Why is it any of their business who you're fucking, even if they are fucking you too? If you aren't in a committed relationship with them, it's none of their concern. Have you seen men in your social circle chastised for the same behavior?

If that man wants you all for himself, he needs to up his game and stop trying to whine or criticize you.

As far as keeping your sex quiet, that's normally a good idea.

 

[SolarHomo]

I'm surprisingly okay with it.

 

[rimmy]

My last sub was 16 years younger than me. It ended like every other relationship I've ever had. We were no longer compatible and one of us decided to put a stop to it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

My last sub was 16 years younger than me. It ended like every other relationship I've ever had. We were no longer compatible and one of us decided to put a stop to it.

Let me guess. It was the one getting slapped around.

 

[Noor]

My last sub was 16 years younger than me. It ended like every other relationship I've ever had. We were no longer compatible and one of us decided to put a stop to it.

That is an improvement over the ending of my last one, or does it ever end?

 

[CandiCame]

I usually don't let people know who I am havng sex with, I figure it's none of their business. A couple of my girlfriends and gay guy friends might know, but in general I am quiet about it.

I expect my lovers to be discreet as well. I found out early on that if you are doing anything outside of the "norm' of straight serial monogamy in well defined relationships or being promiscuous, many people can't deal with it.

I stay away from younger guys because our differences in maturity usually raises its ugly head at some point.
Sometimes there are exceptions and they often get better with age, but I stick within 10 yrs of my age, and am most comfortable within 5 yrs.

Lady Funk, that really sounds more like the moral of that story is "Don't hang around douchebags who think that they are entitled to pussy" and less like, "Don't fuck young bucks", but I gotta agree with Noor on the maturity thing. I don't think I could even date a guy my own age, as we are all dumb as hell. And annoying. And immature. I legit thought that my gf was like 6 years older than she was. And I've never dated a guy who was less than three years older than me. My current man is 7 years older. He's a different generation. There's almost a decade between us, and I really value that. But the whole fucking a younger guy thing seems to work for him. So. Meh. Different strokes and whatnot.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

So true! Warnings are for a reason. If you accept what the warnings say as true, at least you'd be walking in with your eyes open. If a guy warns you about himself, believe them. What they say is usually only the tip of the iceberg.

They warned my in an attempt to eliminate the sexual competition. They warned that Dan had fucked a lot of wormen. Well yeah I see why. He is good looking, it's confident, and has a big dick

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

i dunno, you are an attractive woman, i don't see the problem with you liking younger guys.



anyways you free this next weekend?

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