Let's all meet for lunch at Burger King tomorrow

[ms_ann_thrope]

My treat. Whoppers for everyone. We can take turns taking pictures of the tops of our heads.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm game!

 

[Balladeer08]

I'm game!

Um, big head or little head?

 

[Not Normal]

The one on Veteran's, over by Smashburger?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Um, big head or little head?

Excuse me while I go get a ladder, some white rain hairspray and a teasing comb. Maybe when Im done, that won't fly right over my head.

 

[Littlefinger]

Excuse me while I go get a ladder, some white rain hairspray and a teasing comb. Maybe when Im done, that won't fly right over my head.

He just wants an excuse to drop his drawers and put mayo on your burger.

 

[Bidin~Time]

He just wants an excuse to drop his drawers and put mayo on your burger.

Balladeer??? naawwww

 

[Balladeer08]

Balladeer??? naawwww

Thank you.

Definitely not something I would do.

Adulterating food is the wrong kind of adultery, for me.

 

[lemonbread]

Is this a date? I accept.

http://media.tumblr.com/8577eb9d11b72619bc933ef7e37d2c36/tumblr_inline_mt0ncg2UAx1qz4rgp.gif

 

[CandiCame]

Damn it, now I want a burger.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Thank you.

Definitely not something I would do.

Adulterating food is the wrong kind of adultery, for me.

You're welcome.

You have never struck me as the type.

 

[ms_man_thrope]

My treat. Whoppers for everyone. We can take turns taking pictures of the tops of our heads.

Your bitterness surely can't be helping your health.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Your bitterness surely can't be helping your health.

Salad for you.

 

[ms_man_thrope]

Salad for you.

Table for one for you.

 

[Que]

Table for one for you.

I think you are projecting your disappointment in not even being nominated. I daresay more people would meet with ann, if feasible, than you.

By the way, you are really not good at not being you.

Try again.

 

[SolarHomo]

Can I have it my way?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Table for one for you.

I realize what I'm about to say may well be beyond your grasp, but do kindly fuck off.

 

[Balladeer08]

Wasn't it Burger King that was using horse meat in their burgers?

Neigh!

 

[Que]

It's fun to picture you dithering about how to respond. Can't very well go with the "Look. not me!" gambit from earlier because that would be a tell in and of itself.

I don't think the whole, "Who me? I was really busy over ------------------> for 15 seconds changing my avatar" gambit is going to be all that convincing, either.

Chin up. Not like you put a lot of effort into them.

 

[Balladeer08]

I LOLed.

The Joy of Homonyms. 8)

 

[Que]

The Joy of Homonyms. 8)

I used to love making my big sister groan at my puns on our walks to school. She ended up doing her master's thesis on puns internationally. Most other cultures seem to consider them a more highbrow form of humor than we do.

English, especially American English has borrowed so heavily and has such a huge number of available words and spellings that it is almost too easy.

 

[marshalt]

Wendy's is better than Burger King.

 

[thør]

Wasn't it Burger King that was using horse meat in their burgers?

Makes for a "sweeter" burger.

 

[Balladeer08]

I used to love making my big sister groan at my puns on our walks to school. She ended up doing her master's thesis on puns internationally. Most other cultures seem to consider them a more highbrow form of humor than we do.

English, especially American English has borrowed so heavily and has such a huge number of available words and spellings that it is almost too easy.

I had a friend who used to put his fingers in his ears and stomp around my living room, looking for unexploded puns. I love playing with words.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I was at a burger king once trying to enjoy my sandwich, but Rosie O'Donnell barges into the restaurant with her thuggish posse of armed bodyguards and starts shouting obscenities at me with a megaphone.

I said please lady, I'm just trying to enjoy my sandwich, I'm not here to argue about politics.

The burger king employees called the police and had Rosie arrested for disturbing the peace and using a megaphone without a permit.