GimpyIntellect
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God, what a waste of time that was.
Who else is thankful Christmas is over?
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SissyKatie
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If you don't like it, then you don't have to have anything to do with it.
I find celebrating multiples of 365 days very peculiar indeed, so haven't done such a thing for many years.
I find celebrating multiples of 365 days very peculiar indeed, so haven't done such a thing for many years.
GimpyIntellect
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I'll bet that's not the only thing you two have in common...
Whose tit is that, rimmy?
Whose tit is that, rimmy?
GimpyIntellect
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I hate to ruin the stream of negativity, but those are nice tits.
GimpyIntellect
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Mine. I haz manbbobz
I want to tittyfuck you so bad, baby.
Get in line.
dolf
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wasted on a frigid prude like me.
Have you thought of donating them to the needy?
Somewhere out there is a small chested slut wannabe who could really use them.
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LadyFunkenstein
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The Mexican Comedian spent the night on Xmas eve
and peed in my bed. I fucked him in the pee on Christmas morning.
I told my best friend about it, who said, "If I were him I'd never call you again. I'd be too embarrassed."
I hope he doesn't disappear out of embarrassment, because I am not done fucking him. Remembering his remarks about a drunken Richard Burton, I sent him a casual text linking him to the infamous "You sons of bitches" portion of Judy Garland Speaks.
He responded "Funk I feel just awful that I peed in your bed like a six year old. I will make it up to you."
It's a good thing I texted him. I am washing my sheets now.
and peed in my bed. I fucked him in the pee on Christmas morning.
I told my best friend about it, who said, "If I were him I'd never call you again. I'd be too embarrassed."
I hope he doesn't disappear out of embarrassment, because I am not done fucking him. Remembering his remarks about a drunken Richard Burton, I sent him a casual text linking him to the infamous "You sons of bitches" portion of Judy Garland Speaks.
He responded "Funk I feel just awful that I peed in your bed like a six year old. I will make it up to you."
It's a good thing I texted him. I am washing my sheets now.
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I'm very glad the holiday is over and I'm back in my town, in my house, with my girl.
GimpyIntellect
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I'm still waiting to hear your near-death experience(s), by the way.
Why did he pee the bed? You're not dating a three-year-old, are you?
She wore a push up bra and nearly choked to death. Thank god for the good Samaritan who acted quickly and unleashed the puppies. Granted, the parking lot of Tesco's probably wasn't the ideal place for it but it was a life or death situation.
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ugly, messy, traumatic shit that doesn't need going over.
why was your xmas so shitty? mine was because I agreed to spend time with my family after work. work was grand, my family are turds. spawn and I have vowed never to go again.
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I have no idea. It was really late when he arrived, and he mentioned he was drinking at the St Regis. My guess is, he was really drunk.
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your solution to my blouse buying issues is for me to remain naked.
I was gonna suggest getting a bigger blouse but I like your option better.
GimpyIntellect
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I'd like to see her wearing a push-up bra and driving over countless speed bumps, or jumping on a trampoline. Either way.
I'm sorry, won't ask again.
It really wasn't all that bad. Just kind of boring. I love my family, but I prefer them over e-mail.
At first I thought the peeing was intentional, since you slept in it and eventually fucked him in it.
That would have been a cooler story.
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bigger doesn't work, because they look like tents. they need vast amounts of jug space, but still to nip in at the waist.
that's why women with big baps so often wear skin tight t-shirts. it's that or drowning in fabric.
bravissimo is good though.
My thoughts exactly.
I love bravissimo. I have quite a few of their things.
