Well if I wan't going to hell before, i am now....

[spacekowboy]

Here I sit, laptop open bouncing between windows of literotica and porn while what movie plays in the background?

Ben Hur. I look up from the girl riding a huge dildo to see the baby Jesus.


Yep. Straight to hell.

At least the company and the music will be good.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you sure that's a hell worthy trespass?

 

[prdigy666]

Here I sit, laptop open bouncing between windows of literotica and porn while what movie plays in the background?

Ben Hur. I look up from the girl riding a huge dildo to see the baby Jesus.


Yep. Straight to hell.

At least the company and the music will be good.

Dude... All the cool people are going to hell.

Since Satan hasn't REALLY put out a book, I'm saying that everything the bible and church say are a smear campaign and those in Hell are taking the high road. Bet there are mountains of cocaine and hookers there... Can't fucking wait!

 

[destined]

Here I sit, laptop open bouncing between windows of literotica and porn while what movie plays in the background?

Ben Hur. I look up from the girl riding a huge dildo to see the baby Jesus.


Yep. Straight to hell.

At least the company and the music will be good.

I do believe there is a Heaven and a hell. But i think you need to do worse than that to get to hell

 

[rimmy]

As long as you're not watching a clip of baby Jesus riding a huge dildo I think you'll be fine.


Bring some sun block just in case.

 

[spacekowboy]

As long as you're not watching a clip of baby Jesus riding a huge dildo I think you'll be fine.


Bring some sun block just in case.

spf100000 by the truckload.

 

[Erochic]

Are you sure that's a hell worthy trespass?

Yeah you weren't riding the Jesus dildo after all ... It's just hell worth by association - and that's gotta be a milder sentence.

 

[spacekowboy]

Trust me there are many more reasons why I'm going to hell. This is just the lastest one.

 

[rimmy]

Trust me there are many more reasons why I'm going to hell. This is just the lastest one.

Smart money says two thirds of the GB is going to hell if it exists.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Well, I guess the real question is did you stop masturbating? Or maybe, did you start?

 

[Phillyguy902]

Here I sit, laptop open bouncing between windows of literotica and porn while what movie plays in the background?

Ben Hur. I look up from the girl riding a huge dildo to see the baby Jesus.


Yep. Straight to hell.

At least the company and the music will be good.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Trust me there are many more reasons why I'm going to hell. This is just the lastest one.

They're stacking up against you, maybe do some community service to balance them out.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Dude... All the cool people are going to hell.

Since Satan hasn't REALLY put out a book, I'm saying that everything the bible and church say are a smear campaign and those in Hell are taking the high road. Bet there are mountains of cocaine and hookers there... Can't fucking wait!

And you talk about my strippers, lol.

 

[prdigy666]

And you talk about my strippers, lol.

Classy, blue chip hookers hahahaha

 

[thør]

Yep. Straight to hell.

At least the company and the music will be good.

I'll save a seat for you at the bar.

 

[Not Normal]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Perfect

 

[Paendragon]

Here I sit, laptop open bouncing between windows of literotica and porn while what movie plays in the background?

Ben Hur. I look up from the girl riding a huge dildo to see the baby Jesus.


Yep. Straight to hell.

At least the company and the music will be good.

You were going to hell anyway. You may as well enjoy yourself.

 

[Sinny]

Well, hell doesn't exist, so you are gonna be just fine.
I have the same question as Baci. Did you smack the whack before, during, after?

 

[spacekowboy]

Well, hell doesn't exist, so you are gonna be just fine.
I have the same question as Baci. Did you smack the whack before, during, after?

Sad to say, I didn't rub one out at all. I shut off the porn and got engrossed in the movie.

It's official, I'm an old man.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Here I sit, laptop open bouncing between windows of literotica and porn while what movie plays in the background?

Ben Hur. I look up from the girl riding a huge dildo to see the baby Jesus.


Yep. Straight to hell.

At least the company and the music will be good.

Dante is laughing at you bro!

Stew

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

Hmm...I'd probably keep such details on the down low, SK.

Meh, it is what it is.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Edith you weren't such a towelly dietbag.

 

[spacekowboy]

Dante is laughing at you bro!

Stew

He's a punk, bro.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

He's a punk, bro.

in the Divine Comedy, there's a broom closet in hell for those who watch porn and then see the baby Jesus bro!