If letting me, and only me, do whatever I wanted was legal...

[KoPilot]

Would any of you complain? Because it's not like you could stop me or anything.

Let's talk about how awesome it would be to force everyone to be vegetarian and ban skyscrapers (because I just think they're ugly and wow wouldn't it be magical to not have to look at skyscrapers?) oh and also I'd shut down all the freeways in the world because they're just too darn loud. What do you mean, it would pretty much bring modern life to a grinding halt? Who cares, freeways aren't magical, and I want everything to be magic according to my standards.

So, what do you think of this hypothetical world? Pretty neat, huh?

 

[Stella_Omega]

But I want to eat meat!

 

[straypuss]

You could ban mobile phones and tablets and television and personal music players because they distract people from contemplating your omnipotence. Then, to give people even more time to spend admiring your bounteous and beautiful world, you could ban the internet so they don't fritter it away reading silly hypothetical posts and

 

[Kitty]

*timidly raises hand halfway in the air* Excuse me, sir. Is this a satirical take on the make-slavery-legal thread? lol

 

[Stella_Omega]

This is a side issue, but so far everyone here has a kitty avatar or handle. Do I need to grow ears and whiskers to qualify to post on this thread?

 

[KoPilot]

This is a side issue, but so far everyone here has a kitty avatar or handle. Do I need to grow ears and whiskers to qualify to post on this thread?

Hmm. I do like the sound of this.

LET IT BE SO

I hereby declare that it would simply be magical if every person in the world take the time to find themselves in the feline population. Observe kitties, learn from kitties, become one with kitties.

Those of you who don't, you'll probably be executed or something.

 

[KoPilot]

But I want to eat meat!

NOT ALLOWED IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION

 

[KoPilot]

You could ban mobile phones and tablets and television and personal music players because they distract people from contemplating your omnipotence. Then, to give people even more time to spend admiring your bounteous and beautiful world, you could ban the internet so they don't fritter it away reading silly hypothetical posts and

But I like all those things...

I guess I could just commit everyone to 5 years of hard labor who decides to enjoy them as much as me.

And don't even talk to me about how it might be possible to support the infrastructure of those things if I'm the only person allowed to partake in them. I don't like details that take me out of my reveries.

 

[KoPilot]

*timidly raises hand halfway in the air* Excuse me, sir. Is this a satirical take on the make-slavery-legal thread? lol

yup

 

[MeekMe]

I need freeways and I like seeing skyscrapers. @_@ Seriously, this KoPilot world would blow big donkey dick.

I have no problem being one with kitties, though. That's something I already do.

..^ ^..
(='.'=)

 

[Kitty]

This is a side issue, but so far everyone here has a kitty avatar or handle. Do I need to grow ears and whiskers to qualify to post on this thread?

LOL nice spot!!!

 

[Kitty]

yup

LOL you're so silly. You were doing great in that thread, what happened?
I love your av too.
Reminds me of when someone asked if I ever "phone play." I responded with this:

http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/857/desktop-1415140095.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

I hate cats. When's my execution date? (I have a nasty sinusitis so a prompt date would be welcome.)

 

[Kitty]

I hate cats. When's my execution date? (I have a nasty sinusitis so a prompt date would be welcome.)

http://politedissent.com/images/oct09/kittysad.jpg

 

[BiBunny]

Hmm. I do like the sound of this.

LET IT BE SO

I hereby declare that it would simply be magical if every person in the world take the time to find themselves in the feline population. Observe kitties, learn from kitties, become one with kitties.

Those of you who don't, you'll probably be executed or something.

Can we call you Chairman Meow, too? 'Cause that'd be excellent.

 

[desertslave]

If I could run a few things, all government and commercial buildings would have solar panels. Golf courses would be turned into community gardens. Grass lawns would be banned in favor of food crops or bee & butterfly attracting flowers.

 

[KoPilot]

LOL you're so silly. You were doing great in that thread, what happened?

I stopped getting fuelled and Bramblethorn stepped in to make some very appropriate additional sense, too.

I love your av too.

http://media.tumblr.com/d9e7daa928f35948b3ddbc7f94b07088/tumblr_inline_n0vf7aVeGM1qafrh6.gif

Reminds me of when someone asked if I ever "phone play." I responded with this:

http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/857/desktop-1415140095.jpg

omg
I would adopt the simple-looking kitty
Preshus babbu ;;;-;;;

I hate cats. When's my execution date? (I have a nasty sinusitis so a prompt date would be welcome.)

It'll be quick, I promise. But it's only coz I like you MWY.

Can we call you Chairman Meow, too? 'Cause that'd be excellent.

PLS

If I could run a few things, all government and commercial buildings would have solar panels. Golf courses would be turned into community gardens. Grass lawns would be banned in favor of food crops or bee & butterfly attracting flowers.

You can be in my cabinet. These are good things compatible with my vision of how the world should be run. Yes.

Also, Tie-Dye Tuesdays are hereby law.

 

[straypuss]

Tie-dye Tuesdays are law! Next you'll be decreeing that all sandals must only be worn with grey woollen socks with a small hole in the toes. We don't need a new dystopia we've got J.G. Ballard for those: Cocaine Nights, mmmmmmmmm .

PS. Stella join us, you'd look ever so cute in kitty ears

 

[FurryFury]

Can you ban leaf blowers and painting of bricks?

Kthxbye.

 

[midwestyankee]

I no longer need the execution for pain-relief. Can I get a pardon?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Your wishes is my commands

 

[KoPilot]

Your wishes is my commands

:3!

And hey, we have the same hair!

 

[KoPilot]

That almost looks like a complaint.

do you need a mustache twirling villain to keep you happy?

I can certainly empathize with the desire for specific targets to outlet against, but I find it better to avoid that now.

Nah, I feel like I've grown up enough at this point I be able to tell the difference between getting riled up on the internet and getting actually upset. I generally avoid reacting to the latter. I sometimes like the challenge of having to articulate myself on important subjects, though, even if it's on shit as dumb as chattel slavery

 

[KoPilot]

I no longer need the execution for pain-relief. Can I get a pardon?

Hmmm oNLY if you spent the rest of your days as part of my harem of tops. (I like variety.)

 

[KoPilot]

Can you ban leaf blowers and painting of bricks?

Kthxbye.

YES

Exposed brick walls in old tenement buildings that have been painted white will be grandfathered in.