Collar's Frivolity

[rbijon]

Klepto the Moose will get his one day!!
*shakes fist*

Perhaps, but not until he is fully decorated with your panties.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Perhaps, but not until he is fully decorated with your panties.

He's going to need quite a few pairs, in that case

 

[rbijon]

He's going to need quite a few pairs, in that case

Certainly, he likes the tiny little lace ones.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Certainly, he likes the tiny little lace ones.

He doesn't get to choose what he steals!!
Fecking moose!!

 

[rbijon]

He doesn't get to choose what he steals!!
Fecking moose!!

A most particular thief he is
Did you ever see a Moose with granny panties on his horns?
I think NOT

 

[midwestyankee]

Santa is looking for a new ride. The old sleigh is starting to feel out of date.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/neiman_catalog01_r640x400_zps50842799.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

A most particular thief he is
Did you ever see a Moose with granny panties on his horns?
I think NOT

Ummm.. not exactly
I really must learn to Google more carefully...

http://static4.worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cameltoe.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Santa is looking for a new ride. The old sleigh is starting to feel out of date.

I'm not sure what was wrong with his last car?

http://files.fernatt.com/santasmart.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm not sure what was wrong with his last car?

You mean apart from it being woefully aerodynamically unsound?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You mean apart from it being woefully aerodynamically unsound?

And I just thought the beard was too short...

 

[midwestyankee]

And I just thought the beard was too short...

So you're saying that size matters?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

So you're saying that size matters?

I think we can all agree that the little things tend to matter this time of year.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I rather like little things all year long
Oh, except that beard. It was just too short for Santa...

 

[midwestyankee]

More off-season Santa. Just because.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/4164441339_a76340d6f7_zps5dfc89f9.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I just love that there are two of them...!
Not Santa and an elf, etc... but two Santas!
Could be fun

 

[midwestyankee]

Santa may have forgotten his meds.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/roz-chast-title-obsessive-compulsive-santa-santa-is-shown-writing-a-list-song-no-new-yorker-cartoon-1_zps8e71bb62.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

It's Saturday night, and Santa's getting ready to go out on the town.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/BadSantaAndBondagePornCartoon_zpsd9e8fdb0.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Looks like he's going to take care of the naughty list first!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/41c54756adbe438b0be463690f0bddf0/tumblr_ngwx5296rR1ttoj3bo1_400.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/41c54756adbe438b0be463690f0bddf0/tumblr_ngwx5296rR1ttoj3bo1_400.jpg

Santa's into chocolate? Hmmm.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Santa's into chocolate? Hmmm.

I figure he needs to fuel his warm hot chocolate machine

 

[Endless_Night]

I figure he needs to fuel his warm hot chocolate machine

Considering some of the recent posts, my mind is having a bit of a disconnect trying to process that statement.

 

[Cumference]

This is the right place to do it!

Post #1000.

I hereby officially pass into the realm of old farts.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

*sits down to sip bourbon and ponder if there is a some sort of wafting patina to old farts that is left unappreciated*

 

[rbijon]

*sits down to sip bourbon and ponder if there is a some sort of wafting patina to old farts that is left unappreciated*

Take another hit of that bourbon, because the answer to that is, NO.