have you really given spiders a chance?
Look how cute they are.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/100213906@N06/galleries/72157649796173515/
Look how cute they are.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/100213906@N06/galleries/72157649796173515/
Oh Fata!
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Eat shit and die you bellend.
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Dunno what the fuck you're simpering at either.
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Doctor Cuntface or his simpering pic? Doc C was nice when I had the trapped nerve. Nary a spider was posted.
The simpering pic. Though I'm sure Doc C is plenty creepy.
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Awww shucks.
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He is. But in a sexy, bend you over the settee and flog your naked parts with a rolled up Radio Times kinda way I guess.
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Ignore for you. Evil bastard.
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I'm gonna have to agree with Fata on this one.
That thing is fucking huge.
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Check out the first post in my spiders disguised as public hairs thread. Fucking horrendous.
And yet you posted it. Something tells me you have a secret fetish for spiders.
Tell the truth, do you have a nest in your vag?
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I did but the bats ate them.
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A poem for Fata:
Hank
Was some spider
Lived in a crack in the wall
Behind the toilet
When we first saw him
We shuddered and said - out
But he begged and pleaded
It’s not easy he said
Everyone’s ecological
Until you say big spider
Then charity’s right out the door
But everyone needs a home
And they don’t let spiders
Sell the Big Issue
So we let him stay
And called him Hank
Because he looked as if he’d suit
Those big black rimmed glasses
And, he said
He played a mean guitar
Nicolette Turner
Hank
Was some spider
Lived in a crack in the wall
Behind the toilet
When we first saw him
We shuddered and said - out
But he begged and pleaded
It’s not easy he said
Everyone’s ecological
Until you say big spider
Then charity’s right out the door
But everyone needs a home
And they don’t let spiders
Sell the Big Issue
So we let him stay
And called him Hank
Because he looked as if he’d suit
Those big black rimmed glasses
And, he said
He played a mean guitar
Nicolette Turner
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