Anyone for Toast?

[DesEsseintes]

Of London, that is? Channel 4 puts this on late at night on a Monday as if wanting to kill it, but Matt Berry is a genius and it deserves a wider public. I.e., the GB.

Doing a voiceover.

 

[Aphro]

Of London, that is? Channel 4 puts this on late at night on a Monday as if wanting to kill it, but Matt Berry is a genius and it deserves a wider public. I.e., the GB.

Doing a voiceover.

Oh my God...that is hilarious. I have tears in my eyes!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh my God...that is hilarious. I have tears in my eyes!

Glad you like it! He did a beautiful mock-documentary on wolves recently, too - only 4 minutes or so but perfect. I just love his voice.

 

[butters]

Glad you like it! He did a beautiful mock-documentary on wolves recently, too - only 4 minutes or so but perfect. I just love his voice.

lolol -'she's a feisty tart, though'

hhahahahahaha

 

[DesEsseintes]

lolol -'she's a feisty tart, though'

hhahahahahaha

I thought of Fata without meaning to right then.

 

[dolf]

this thread is not hot and buttery.

I leave, disappointed and hungry.

 

[Fata Morgana]

this thread is not hot and buttery.

I leave, disappointed and hungry.

Same here.

BASTARDS.

 

[DesEsseintes]

this thread is not hot and buttery.

I leave, disappointed and hungry.

It had me and butters in it. All your bases covered. I even asked you to bite me on my AV...

 

[butters]

It had me and butters in it. All your bases covered. I even asked you to bite me on my AV...

just no pleasing people

admittedly you're hot whereas i am more your tepid, but really... fussy fuckers

 

[dolf]

It had me and butters in it. All your bases covered. I even asked you to bite me on my AV...

are you in my mouth? are there crumbs in my bed? no!

 

[butters]

tough crowd!

 

[butters]

well... dolf

 

[DesEsseintes]

just no pleasing people

admittedly you're hot whereas i am more your tepid, but really... fussy fuckers

I think you've been on the Advocaat, butters. You got that second sentence the wrong way round.

 

[butters]

oi, dolf, steamy butters (makes for soggy toast - serves you right for complaining)

 

[neci]

Glad you like it! He did a beautiful mock-documentary on wolves recently, too - only 4 minutes or so but perfect. I just love his voice.

Of London, that is? Channel 4 puts this on late at night on a Monday as if wanting to kill it, but Matt Berry is a genius and it deserves a wider public. I.e., the GB.

Doing a voiceover.

i was going to say i don't have a toaster, but this is fabulous!

 

[DesEsseintes]

i was going to say i don't have a toaster, but this is fabulous!

So glad you like it, neci! And with Matt Berry you don't need a toaster. He just talks to bread for 3 minutes and his voice cooks it right through.

 

[Garnate]

Toast is fucking brilliant!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Toast is fucking brilliant!

YES!

We can watch it together on honeymoon. It will be totes romantisch.

 

[dolf]

taunting me with toast you don't have, moving in on my bird, you're heading for a beating!

 

[DesEsseintes]

taunting me with toast you don't have, moving in on my bird, you're heading for a beating!

Hang on - is Garnate your bird? I thought I stole her from Canky and 1HF?

 

[dolf]

Hang on - is Garnate your bird? I thought I stole her from Canky and 1HF?

clueless

 

[Garnate]

PLOT TWIST: It is not you that has the harem, Des. It is I.

 

[dolf]

hoor.

 

[DesEsseintes]

PLOT TWIST: It is not you that has the harem, Des. It is I.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!

Damn it all. Does this mean dolf gets to kidnap you? I'm getting deja vu.

 

[dolf]

i'm too lazy for kidnapping people. someone will just have to kidnap me. in their car, i'm not walking.