Collar's Frivolity

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I retire, bested.

Are you retiring to a bedroom by chance?
It's the first thing deranged Santa would ask...

 

[midwestyankee]

Are you retiring to a bedroom by chance?
It's the first thing deranged Santa would ask...

Deranged Santa wouldn't even have to ask. He knows.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Deranged Santa wouldn't even have to ask. He knows.

Haha!
That is handy...
What would it take to get you to answer a few questions for me?

 

[midwestyankee]

Haha!
That is handy...
What would it take to get you to answer a few questions for me?

Come, little girl. Step into my office, sit on my lap, and whisper your questions in my ear.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Come, little girl. Step into my office, sit on my lap, and whisper your questions in my ear.

Well that sounds harmless enough

 

[Cumference]

Hey!

When did your cane get bigger than mine!?!?!?



Nice Holiday AV! Has Meeks been at it again or is that your own work?

I really should not discuss the huge size of my cane in public!


I normally do my own AVs, but in this case, it was done by a jolly guy from Spain.
I just mentioned in passing, that it I should have a candy cane instead of the plunger during the season, and before I got down to it, he had made it.


I really like the creativity that has been put into christmatomazing AVs!

 

[Endless_Night]

Deranged Santa wouldn't even have to ask. He knows.

Omniscient. *nods*

Are you omnipotent and omnipresent as well?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I really should not discuss the huge size of my cane in public!


I normally do my own AVs, but in this case, it was done by a jolly guy from Spain.
I just mentioned in passing, that it I should have a candy cane instead of the plunger during the season, and before I got down to it, he had made it.


I really like the creativity that has been put into christmatomazing AVs!

Well now that you mention it, why does he have a plunger in the first place?

 

[Endless_Night]

I really should not discuss the huge size of my cane in public!


I normally do my own AVs, but in this case, it was done by a jolly guy from Spain.
I just mentioned in passing, that it I should have a candy cane instead of the plunger during the season, and before I got down to it, he had made it.


I really like the creativity that has been put into christmatomazing AVs!

Nice! And by all means, feel free to discuss the size of your cane.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Nice! And by all means, feel free to discuss the size of your cane.

I'm more interested in his.. ahhh.. beak/nose thingy

 

[desertslave]

I'm more interested in his.. ahhh.. beak/nose thingy

How very...Cyrano.

 

[Cumference]

I'm more interested in his.. ahhh.. beak/nose thingy

It may look funny, but the laughter stops once the 69 begins!

 

[Endless_Night]

It may look funny, but the laughter stops once the 69 begins!

Oh, oh, oh!

I'm not sure sure that's a good thing.

 

[IrisAlthea]

What is it about the board and threesomes?

It's odd. (Hehe!)

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It may look funny, but the laughter stops once the 69 begins!

Oh I saw the possibilities right away
You still haven't said why you carry a plunger around.
In a suit

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It's odd. (Hehe!)

Hah! A math joke! Love love love

 

[midwestyankee]

Hah! A math joke! Love love love

Yep. Prime stuff right there.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hah! A math joke! Love love love

A true Triangular situation.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

And here I thought it was all imaginary

 

[midwestyankee]

Omniscient. *nods*

Are you omnipotent and omnipresent as well?

You'll just have to wait a week to find out for sure, little girl. Keep your night light on.

 

[Endless_Night]

You'll just have to wait a week to find out for sure, little girl. Keep your night light on.

*triple thunk*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

*triple thunk*

You are quite thunky today

 

[Endless_Night]

You are quite thunky today

I seem to be on a roll.

 

[midwestyankee]

I seem to be on a roll.

One that sounds like thunka...thunka....thunka...thunka as you roll over and over and over?

 

[Cumference]

Oh I saw the possibilities right away
You still haven't said why you carry a plunger around.
In a suit

The suit is for style..... And you never know when you'll need a plunger!


And should the goings get tough, I'll wear a toxido and my little friend:
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