Pookie should be elected ruler of the world

[neci]

I do need to take a nap once in a while, so I decree this to be so.

http://mrmilitantnegro.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/38062-charlie-brown-happy-dance-gif2.gif?w=468

Gimme a budget and free rein and I'll keep the religions in line for you. I may need to borrow neci for some head-chopping now and then.

choppers ready.

 

[Equinoxe]

Elected? Oh, that's no good. If you're elected, the electorate will consider you beholden to them. They'll expect you to pay attention to their ideas, to listen their voices, and to take their opinions into consideration—and where's the fun in that? Now, perhaps, if you're rigging the election from the start solely for appearances, I could get behind it, but if you're going to become ruler of the world, you should do it the right way.

 

[kbate]

but if you're going to become ruler of the world, you should do it the right way.

homicidal and genocidal takeover using righteous religious fervor as the cause?

 

[Pookie]

prove it.

You got demoted, tossed, washed, banished, impeached, sentenced to the GB.

Johnny doesn't count as a cunt. Even if he did, I'm way cuntier. I'll admit that you were the cuntiest first thread starter.

 

[Pookie]

Elected? Oh, that's no good. If you're elected, the electorate will consider you beholden to them. They'll expect you to pay attention to their ideas, to listen their voices, and to take their opinions into consideration—and where's the fun in that? Now, perhaps, if you're rigging the election from the start solely for appearances, I could get behind it, but if you're going to become ruler of the world, you should do it the right way.

I need validation even if it is a sham election. I'm vain like that.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Pookie is already ruler of the world - if you mean the Tagalog definition of Pookie.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Gimme a budget and free rein and I'll keep the religions in line for you. I may need to borrow neci for some head-chopping now and then.

One does not "borrow" neci.

"Renting" neci, however, is not out of the question.

 

[Equinoxe]

homicidal and genocidal takeover using righteous religious fervor as the cause?

Perish the thought! A few well placed "disappearances" and show trials should suffice for gaining power.

And righteous religious fervor is wholly negotiable. La mission civilisatrice is somewhat more befitting modern sensibilities.

 

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[neci]

One does not "borrow" neci.

"Renting" neci, however, is not out of the question.

you actually have it backwards.

neci is lent out in good faith.

neci does not charge.

donations are always accepted.

 

[neci]

pookie has a russian following.

У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ КОТ POOKIE

i have a cat pookie

 

[Pookie]

Perish the thought! A few well placed "disappearances" and show trials should suffice for gaining power.

And righteous religious fervor is wholly negotiable. La mission civilisatrice is somewhat more befitting modern sensibilities.

I have to admit, I like kbate's idea.

 

[Pookie]

pookie has a russian following.

У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ КОТ POOKIE

i have a cat pookie

Putin fears Pookie.

 

[zipman]

Noooooooooooo! I've been moderated!!!

I feel so used and sullied.

As if this is the first time you've felt that way.

And if you want my vote, show me your tits.

 

[RobDownSouth]

you actually have it backwards.

neci is lent out in good faith.

neci does not charge.

donations are always accepted.

Dammit woman, I'm doing my best to make you self-sufficient, but you're not helpin' things!

Now git out there and shake your moneymaker!

-Rob "Pimpin' ain't Easy!" DownSouth

 

[bronzeage]

Discuss.

First, "ruler of the world" is not an elected position.
Second, you need to get some practical experience.
Third, the position of Minister of the Secret Police of the Free State of Bronzeage is vacant and you are on the short list.

 

[Pookie]

As if this is the first time you've felt that way.

And if you want my vote, show me your tits.

*adds to campaign promises*

 

[Pookie]

First, "ruler of the world" is not an elected position.
Second, you need to get some practical experience.
Third, the position of Minister of the Secret Police of the Free State of Bronzeage is vacant and you are on the short list.

I had to make it elected to get approval from Laurel, God of Literotica, in the new PeeBee. She still rejected my thread.

I do have those certain skills that would make me an attractive candidate for any positions that you may have open ... or can dream up.

 

[The Heretic]

First put down the axe Pooks - then we'll talk about where you fit into the DNRC.

http://www.geocities.ws/GDI_AFFT/dnrc_link_icon_3.gif

 

[Pookie]

First put down the axe Pooks - then we'll talk about where you fit into the DNRC.

http://www.geocities.ws/GDI_AFFT/dnrc_link_icon_3.gif

A Heretic sighting in my thread!!!!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

will Pookie rule through parliament or will she allow a House of Commons too bro?

Stew

 

[Pookie]

will Pookie rule through parliament or will she allow a House of Commons too bro?

Stew

Whichever gets me elected bro!

 

[girlsmiley]

My thread got moved from the Politics forum.

Hahaha! Funny.

Ahem. I mean, that's terrible news.

 

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[Noor]

I would like to apply for the position of minister of cultural affairs and propaganda.