Cunt of the Year

[kbate]

Was it Fata? dolf? Girlsmiley? Fata? Phelia? Parodybird? Laurelle? Fata?

don't let TwentyFourteen pass without voting for this important honour.

 

[Busybody]

I wish I had ONE CUNT a yr

 

[dolf]

i'm no cunt, i'm a fluffy kitten.

 

[kbate]

my hounds chased a fluffy white kitten 3 weeks ago. It got away, but for the first 50 yards, it was a narrow thing.

 

[dolf]

my hounds chased a fluffy white kitten 3 weeks ago. It got away, but for the first 50 yards, it was a narrow thing.

did you have them all shot for failure?

 

[Equinoxe]

I admit it—it was me. I forget how, though.

 

[kbate]

did you have them all shot for failure?

No, the whipperin fired into the air to stop the chase and sent the hounds back to the huntsman.

Me, I might have let them run a bit longer had the chase come in my direction, but only because I'm not quite back to full speed yet and can't promise to get in front of them in time to stop a chase.

 

[kbate]

I admit it—it was me. I forget how, though.

I thought about adding you to the list, but then couldn't come up with even a hint of justification for doing so and decided that adding you would actually be justification for adding me.

 

[removed121614]

It's 1HF. But none would vote for her because she's underrated.

 

[Equinoxe]

I thought about adding you to the list, but then couldn't come up with even a hint of justification for doing so and decided that adding you would actually be justification for adding me.

Another list I didn't make!

I can't come up with a justification for adding me either—I would never do an untoward thing—but obviously I am not terribly worried about justification.

 

[kbate]

Canky, be patient, you'll get your chance; I plan to run a series of ridiculously popular poll threads in which GB denizens (and only GB denizens plus their alts, and a few from other boards who are adorable) can nominate and second each of the gb cunts. Then I'll run excessively long running polls, finally culminating in a user selected hall of cunts. Killswitch will come in sometime around page 3 of each thread to display his butthurt.

 

[bg23]

how the fuck am i not on a list where the only damn criteria is "cunt"

 

[kbate]

how the fuck am i not on a list where the only damn criteria is "cunt"

You're so like, 2005.

 

[bg23]

You're so like, 2005.

damn, shots fired

 

[kbate]

damn, shots fired

:emoticon:

 

[bg23]

:emoticon:

i miss that! nobody does an :emoticon" like you do.

 

[Devil'sChild]

Canky, be patient, you'll get your chance; I plan to run a series of ridiculously popular poll threads in which GB denizens (and only GB denizens plus their alts, and a few from other boards who are adorable) can nominate and second each of the gb cunts. Then I'll run excessively long running polls, finally culminating in a user selected hall of cunts. Killswitch will come in sometime around page 3 of each thread to display his butthurt.

That's the most romantic thing anyone said about killswish in eons.

 

[Brollyanna]

Was it Fata? dolf? Girlsmiley? Fata? Phelia? Parodybird? Laurelle? Fata?

don't let TwentyFourteen pass without voting for this important honour.

......

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fata.

 

[1HF]

It's 1HF. But none would vote for her because she's underrated.

Here I thought I was overrated.

I know you love me, Canky, but our romance wasn't meant to be.

Maybe in another lifetime.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Here I thought I was overrated.

I know you love me, Canky, but our romance wasn't meant to be.

Maybe in another lifetime.

By that time the penis pump may have begun to work its magic.

 

[kbate]

pookie requires a mention, lightweight though she is.

 

[Adre]

I'm pretty sure the lovely Ms. Morgana has that word trademarked and registered with all world patent authorities. Quim may still be available for general use.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm pretty sure the lovely Ms. Morgana has that word trademarked and registered with all world patent authorities. Quim may still be available for general use.

The Old Lit Testament is quite clear: "Thou shalt have no cunt before Fata".
So let it be said.
So let it be done.
Cunt without end, Amen.

 

[Pookie]

pookie requires a mention, lightweight though she is.

I should flood your precious thread with emoticons. I really should. But that's just what you want, isn’t it?