Saint Peter
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I tried to get some help with a situation like that on the HT Board.
LadyC did not want to hear about that shit.
I tried to get some help with a situation like that on the HT Board.
LadyC did not want to hear about that shit.
Garnate
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You're never going to get her name right, are you....
Jennifer
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You can always PM me. I don't judge.
1HF
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I do *cries* had I known how this would all play out I would never have made jokes about his pornesque love making and facial hair.
Oh I totally would ditch y'all for a grand. Then road trip it up across the states. I don't think he'd make with the dough though yo. Heh. Rhyming.
Saint Peter
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Oh, I got her name right.
Jennifer
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She couldn't just reach in and grab it?
Jennifer
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Okay I lied! We're swimming in ice cream sandwiches here! I just didn't want to go to the kitchen.
Let's share one, starting at opposite ends, and meet in the middle.
Garnate
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Okay! Are you Lady or the Tramp?
Kitty
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No.
it
broke
off.
And all that horny contraction and suction...
I'm going to give you time to process this.
Gypsy_Kitten
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Okay I lied! We're swimming in ice cream sandwiches here! I just didn't want to go to the kitchen.
that's how you deal with a hangover?
huh.
Jennifer
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I think we both know neither of us is a lady.
Saint Peter
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http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/340x_lightbulbass.jpg
It might just come out by itself. What do you think? If I just leave it alone and go about my day, it will come out. Right?
Jennifer
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Yes, I did not take into account the reason she had a frankfurter in her cooch.
Consider me processed. Just like the hot dog! HA!
1HF
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I want ice cream sammiches now. Bring me one?
If I disappear for a month, you'll know why.
Jennifer
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Yes, just go about your day. I suggest you refrain from bending over. For several reasons.
I would have taken you for CFL kind of guy.
Garnate
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Uh, YEAH. Ice cream and motrin. And water eventually.
You so nailed us.
Kitty
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Awesome. I love kinky puns.
Kitty
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*faints*
Jennifer
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PayDay
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I knew a guy who new a girl who was second cousins with this other guy's aunt's best friend and he said canky gave you a blumpkin.
Saint Peter
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I do have a certain fondness for the twisties.
Garnate
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Nooooop. I stopped drinking 3 hours ago and now I haz a headache. Cry for me, Argentina.
OR ELSE.
