Making love to Canky.

[Kitty]

I just see a lot of iggy. Morons like payday and kit.

Ohh let me guess, this is acceptable to say about someone? And I should keep quiet too? Ohhh okay. That's how it works!Silly me!

 

[Disgustipated]

My god! Then they should never EVER post again. I mean, if YOU don't know them - then really!?!? WHY the fuck would they post!?

DesEsseintes - you need to be known to Disgustipated (Tool, not the other) before you can post, or before you can flirt with Garnate.

I hope you're being an idiot on purpose.

 

[PayDay]

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/lies.gif

So then everything you say can be a lie, and therefore: Penis--^

 

[Garnate]

Ohh let me guess, this is acceptable to say about someone? And I should keep quiet too? Ohhh okay. That's how it works!Silly me!

Yes. Or no. Ignore people who ignore you, for god's sake. Disgustipated fucking ignores EVERYONE. Mostly. I dunno. This was really helpful, right? Or it wasn't.


Yeah, it wasn't.

 

[Kitty]

Yes. Or no. Ignore people who ignore you, for god's sake. Disgustipated fucking ignores EVERYONE. Mostly. I dunno. This was really helpful, right? Or it wasn't.


Yeah, it wasn't.

I do, but tonight ...I'm feeling bad... bad to the bone.

 

[Jennifer]

Garnate, flirt to please you may I?

 

[1HF]

Yes. Or no. Ignore people who ignore you, for god's sake. Disgustipated fucking ignores EVERYONE. Mostly. I dunno. This was really helpful, right? Or it wasn't.


Yeah, it wasn't.

He secretly loves me, he just doesn't want to admit it.
I'm quoting you cuz I only like talking to the same 4 people.

Socializing is hard

Let's make cupcakes.

On a funny note, canky pm'ed me to offer me money to stop posting.

 

[Disgustipated]

Yes. Or no. Ignore people who ignore you, for god's sake. Disgustipated fucking ignores EVERYONE. Mostly. I dunno. This was really helpful, right? Or it wasn't.


Yeah, it wasn't.

*iggy*

 

[PayDay]

<---is as oft ignored as canky.

 

[Garnate]

I do, but tonight ...I'm feeling bad... bad to the bone.

I might've noticed something like that somewhere.

Garnate, flirt to please you may I?

I love sexy lady with nurse and she to please me greatly with breasts in my face.

 

[Garnate]

On a funny note, canky pm'ed me to offer me money to stop posting.

Please tell me that's not a joke. *Prays*

*iggy*

I feel your pain right now, love, I do. I just tried iggying myself and no dice.

 

[Saint Peter]

I say we hold Canky down, lube him up with a pad of melted margarine, and fuck him up the ass with this prison mop.

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

You capitalized grey a lot (even though it's gray). Are you calling Des old?

I did capitalize grey. All caps, in fact. I'm not calling Des old.

no worries, Queen G, I'm a friendly kitty.

 

[Kitty]

http://media.giphy.com/media/xYdighjRYh7JC/giphy.gif

 

[Jennifer]

I say we hold Canky down, lube him up with a pad of melted margarine, and fuck him up the ass with this prison mop.

How do you happen to have a prison mop? Hmmmm?

I vote no lube. Bitch has to learn.

 

[1HF]

Please tell me that's not a joke. *Prays*


I feel your pain right now, love, I do. I just tried iggying myself and no dice.

Oh it's not. He straight up offered me $5 to not post for a week. I told him to pm when he had more cash..

He responded offering me $1000 to not post for a month.

I get the strange feeling he doesn't like me anymore.

 

[Kitty]

I vote no lube.

OOo god >.<
And if you're a nurse, I wonder how many times you've had to remove vibrating eggs...

 

[Garnate]

I did capitalize grey. All caps, in fact. I'm not calling Des old.

no worries, Queen G, I'm a friendly kitty.

Hey! Heeyyyyyyy. I might've caught on to the capitalization vs. all caps a few hours ago (a few hours before a few hours ago) but then alcohol happened. I'm now comfortably going through the start of a mild-ish hangover. I'm rambling. Show us your tits, newb?

How do you happen to have a prison mop? Hmmmm?

I vote no lube. Bitch has to learn.

Yes. No lube. I have a feeling that butter would be wasted on him.

 

[Garnate]

Oh it's not. He straight up offered me $5 to not post for a week. I told him to pm when he had more cash..

He responded offering me $1000 to not post for a month.

I get the strange feeling he doesn't like me anymore.

Now don't you feel stupid for not reciprocating his stalkerish feelings? Also, I'll stop posting for a month for a grand. I ain't too proud to beg. That's Cali money right there.

 

[PayDay]

Oh it's not. He straight up offered me $5 to not post for a week. I told him to pm when he had more cash..

He responded offering me $1000 to not post for a month.

I get the strange feeling he doesn't like me anymore.

At least it wasn't food stamps.

 

[Jennifer]

OOo god >.<
And if you're a nurse, I wonder how many times you've had to remove vibrating eggs...

It's never toys intended for the ass that we remove.

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

Hey! Heeyyyyyyy. I might've caught on to the capitalization vs. all caps a few hours ago (a few hours before a few hours ago) but then alcohol happened. I'm now comfortably going through the start of a mild-ish hangover. I'm rambling. Show us your tits, newb?


Yes. No lube. I have a feeling that butter would be wasted on him.

tits, no. ass, maybe.

whatchoo got that's worth a trade, girly?

 

[Kitty]

It's never toys intended for the ass that we remove.

I knew a chick who got a hot dog stuck in her pussy.

A fucking Oscar Meyer.

 

[Kitty]

tits, no. ass, maybe.

whatchoo got that's worth a trade, girly?

Ohhhh. You don't know what you started...http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/nah.gif

 

[Garnate]

tits, no. ass, maybe.

whatchoo got that's worth a trade, girly?

I can offer you 2 ice cream sandwiches. STILL IN THE WRAPPER. I know! Act fast while supplies last. I'm feeling snacky.