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DesEsseintes

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Like, I imagine, every red blooded male, female and non-gender specific person on GB, I find myself suffused with an overwhelming desire to make sweet, sweet love to Canky. His confidence - his knitted monobrow - his powerful sexual squat thrusts, powering those neat five inches towards their unwitting target - all is calculated to send a tremor down the spine of even the most unfeeling Litster.

But how to do the deed? I have thought of appropriate music, setting, and even clothing.

How, though, to approach the Adonis himself? Tenderly, with a kiss? Roughly and firmly, to show I mean to be in control? Should I offer him only the first 5 inches of my internet cock so as not to intimidate him, or attempt to overwhelm him with the full splendour of the virtual twelve inches?

I throw myself on the mercy of the GB (yes, yes, I know) - this is the most important night of my life, and I want to get it right. Please help with your suggestions.
 
I would avoid the curry, and anything with garlic. Date night basics.
 
DesEsseintes said:
Like, I imagine, every red blooded male, female and non-gender specific person on GB, I find myself suffused with an overwhelming desire to make sweet, sweet love to Canky. His confidence - his knitted monobrow - his powerful sexual squat thrusts, powering those neat five inches towards their unwitting target - all is calculated to send a tremor down the spine of even the most unfeeling Litster.

But how to do the deed? I have thought of appropriate music, setting, and even clothing.

How, though, to approach the Adonis himself? Tenderly, with a kiss? Roughly and firmly, to show I mean to be in control? Should I offer him only the first 5 inches of my internet cock so as not to intimidate him, or attempt to overwhelm him with the full splendour of the virtual twelve inches?

I throw myself on the mercy of the GB (yes, yes, I know) - this is the most important night of my life, and I want to get it right. Please help with your suggestions.
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you should play hard to get, and string him along for a while bro!

Stew
 
No Canky so far. Perhaps he has delved too deeply among the winding corridors of Lit Chat. But my leather chaps await his triumphal return with quivering anticipation.
 
DesEsseintes said:
No Canky so far. Perhaps he has delved too deeply among the winding corridors of Lit Chat. But my leather chaps await his triumphal return with quivering anticipation.
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I was going to suggest that you get down on your hands and knees and crawl toward him, wiggling your lithe little ass as you go, looking up at him seductively with those big brown/green/blue/GREY eyes from beneath those long, GREY lashes, fluttering them at the thought of his unibrow rubbing furiously over your yearning body, bringing you to unsurpassed heights of ecstasy.

or something.
 
Gypsy_Kitten said:
I was going to suggest that you get down on your hands and knees and crawl toward him, wiggling your lithe little ass as you go, looking up at him seductively with those big brown/green/blue/GREY eyes from beneath those long, GREY lashes, fluttering them at the thought of his unibrow rubbing furiously over your yearning body, bringing you to unsurpassed heights of ecstasy.

or something.
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You capitalized grey a lot (even though it's gray). Are you calling Des old?
 
DesEsseintes said:
Like, I imagine, every red blooded male, female and non-gender specific person on GB, I find myself suffused with an overwhelming desire to make sweet, sweet love to Canky. His confidence - his knitted monobrow - his powerful sexual squat thrusts, powering those neat five inches towards their unwitting target - all is calculated to send a tremor down the spine of even the most unfeeling Litster.

But how to do the deed? I have thought of appropriate music, setting, and even clothing.

How, though, to approach the Adonis himself? Tenderly, with a kiss? Roughly and firmly, to show I mean to be in control? Should I offer him only the first 5 inches of my internet cock so as not to intimidate him, or attempt to overwhelm him with the full splendour of the virtual twelve inches?

I throw myself on the mercy of the GB (yes, yes, I know) - this is the most important night of my life, and I want to get it right. Please help with your suggestions.
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COME TO SEE THE PARODY GOD INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM---^
 
I also want make love to Canky. He is god in monobrow inches very nice for to lick and suck on with
 
Kitty92 said:
I do find that he speaks awfully swell English...but...whatever lol
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<----Guy talking about a guy talking about a guy---^

Also, there are tons of people whose home is India on this board.
 
PayDay said:
<----Guy talking about a guy talking about a guy---^

Also, there are tons of people whose home is India on this board.
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<<<girl not giving a fuck about a guy not worth a damn^^^
 
Disgustipated said:
I have no idea who the OP or cranky is.
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My god! Then they should never EVER post again. I mean, if YOU don't know them - then really!?!? WHY the fuck would they post!?

DesEsseintes - you need to be known to Disgustipated (Tool, not the other) before you can post, or before you can flirt with Garnate.
 
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