Is there anything good about growing old?

[GimpyIntellect]

I just heard on a Viagra ad that 50% of men over the age of 40 will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I looked down at my penis and cried.

 

[cjh]

Those mobile carts you see on tv and in Walmart.

Clap-on, clap-off stuff.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Those mobile carts you see on tv and in Walmart.

Clap-on, clap-off stuff.

Those things aren't really limited to the elderly, are they?

 

[Balladeer08]

I just heard on a Viagra ad that 50% of men over the age of 40 will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I looked down at my penis and cried.

Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

 

[Que]

Yes.

Coeds who either miss their daddy or have daddy issues.

 

[Aphro]

20 percent off discounts the second Tuesday of every month.

Senior bus passes.

Grey Power car insurance.

Socks with sandals and no one laughs at you.

 

[Noor]

You are calmer about somethings. You build relationships on more than just sex. You have hopefully gotten to a point where you can be patient and communicate when their are difficulties.
You realize your world is better when not governed solely by your genitalia.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

How dare you.

Yes.

Coeds who either miss their daddy or have daddy issues.

Girls with daddy issues are always a plus. Good call.

20 percent off discounts the second Tuesday of every month.

Senior bus passes.

Grey Power car insurance.

Socks with sandals and no one laughs at you.

Good stuff here.

I'm guessing the ability to wear my pants up to my nipples will be fun, too. My grandpa does that. He's adorable.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

Okay, I admit it, I laughed out loud.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You are calmer about somethings. You build relationships on more than just sex. You have hopefully gotten to a point where you can be patient and communicate when their are difficulties.

I've always had a calm, stoic demeanor.

Sometimes people have to check me for a pulse. In the midst of chaos, I'm as cool as a cucumber.

 

[scrymettet]

retirement

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I just heard on a Viagra ad that 50% of men over the age of 40 will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I looked down at my penis and cried.

ED is the least of your problems. Kidney or liver dysfunction, heart trouble, lung disease, and/or lower back or cervical problems are far worse.

The old joke about "I've fallen and I can't get up" loses all of its humor the first time you bend down to pick up something you dropped and find you can't get back up.

If you are a young or even a middle aged person in good health I can't urge you enough to embark upon a permanent exercise program that addresses every joint and muscle in your body. Getting fit and keeping it is far easier in your youth than neglecting yourself for 30 years and trying to get it back.

 

[rimmy]

You are calmer about somethings. You build relationships on more than just sex. You have hopefully gotten to a point where you can be patient and communicate when their are difficulties.
You realize your world is better when not governed solely by your genitalia.

All good choices, I'd add the ability to see things more clearly for what they are.

 

[rimmy]

Somehow I suspect that wasn't the first time.

funny stuff /al pacino

 

[cjh]

Those things aren't really limited to the elderly, are they?

Strictly speaking, no.

Practically speaking, I hope so.

 

[pink]

My knees kill me.










I am older, wiser and sexier and more whorish. Despite these wonderful qualities, I am also more choosey.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

ED is the least of your problems. Kidney or liver dysfunction, heart trouble, lung disease, and/or lower back or cervical problems are far worse.

The old joke about "I've fallen and I can't get up" loses all of its humor the first time you bend down to pick up something you dropped and find you can't get back up.

If you are a young or even a middle aged person in good health I can't urge you enough to embark upon a permanent exercise program that addresses every joint and muscle in your body. Getting fit and keeping it is far easier in your youth than neglecting yourself for 30 years and trying to get it back.

Good post.

Laurel should look into stickying this.

But wait, who's Ed? Just kidding.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

My knees kill me.










I am older, wiser and sexier and more whorish. Despite these wonderful qualities, I am also more choosey.

Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

 

[rimmy]

Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

She more choosey about who she plays with but more whorey, or whorier if you want, when she's with them.

 

[cjh]

Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

Absolutely.

You can learn to abandon inhibitions and decide who gets the benefit of that.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

She more choosey about who she plays with but more whorey, or whorier if you want, when she's with them.

Ass-to-mouth is in play?

Is that what you're saying?

 

[Killswitch]

It's a ways off but I'm not ashamed to admit I am looking forward to medicare.

Especially after getting hosed on Obamadeal.

 

[pink]

Can you really be more whorey AND choosy?

I think that goes against the entire concept.

I can absolute be be whorey and choosey. I just don't be a whore with every Tom, Dick and Harry. It's got to be someone very domineering who pisses on me.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Aaron Rodgers seems to be getting better with age.

 

[Killswitch]

I can absolute be be whorey and choosey. I just don't be a whore with every Tom, Dick and Harry. It's got to be someone very domineering who pisses on me.

That gets easier as you get older too, especially in the middle of the night.